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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 80 Epic Shields Constructed: 22
Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24 Zombie Dances: 2
Vanishing Items Found: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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