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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 107/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Farms Harvested: 984
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Star Shards Collected: 75
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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