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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected: 33 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Meteorites Collected: 0
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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