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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
Dragon Scales Harvested: 239 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
Zombie Dances: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1

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