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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 4
Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
Battle Standards Raised: 13 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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