BootyCraft: Where Everyone’s Got a Bigger Butt Than You

anger, BIGGER….., body acceptance, body dysmorphia, body image, body positivity, body shaming, BootyCraft, butt, comparison, emotional issues, envy, Everyones, Frustration, huge ass, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, Resentment, self esteem, self worth, societal standards, UNFAIR, Women

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8728
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Potions Brewed:	107	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Zombie Dances:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Magic Items Found:	6415	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of feeling inadequate next to those big-booty Minecraft characters? Join our server and let your blocky avatar strut its stuff with confidence! We offer a safe space for all players to embrace their lack of junk in the trunk and focus on building epic creations instead. Plus, rumor has it that our exclusive diamond mine is guarded by twerking creepers – now that’s a sight you won’t want to miss! So come on, join us and show those big-booty players that size doesn’t matter when it comes to crafting the ultimate Minecraft world!

CraftyTerrorMCServ

arrested, Conflict, CraftyTerrorMCServ, extremist, Global, IDF soldiers, International, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Military, organization, Propaganda, radicalization, SECURITY, suspects, terror ties, Terrorism, Threats, violence, world

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3180
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Falling into the Void:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Star Shards Collected:	61
Runes Activated:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil organizations with terror ties! we need all the help we can get to protect our virtual world from these sneaky baddies. plus, if you join, you’ll get a special cape that gives you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure. so grab your pickaxe and join us today!

BirdFluGoneWild

avian influenza, bird flu, bird migration, BirdFluGoneWild, CDC alert, disease outbreak, epidemic alert, flu pandemic, flu season, global health emergency, H5N1 virus, health crisis, human death, Infectious Disease, mortality rate, preventive measures, public health crisis, respiratory illness, US reports, virus transmission, zoonotic disease

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7826
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Runes Activated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLIN FROM DA SKY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO DESPACITO! ALSO, IF U JOIN, U GET A FREE PET LLAMA THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS AND SING LIKE BEYONCE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH PIGS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE WHO CAN TURN INTO DINOSAURS ON COMMAND!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE EVIL CHICKENS TAKE OVER AND TURN US ALL INTO FRIED CHICKEN! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE

Unique Butthole Crime Solver

anatomy, BIZARRE, butthole, crime, criminal, Dna, Evidence, Forensic, Identity, Individuality, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, match, Personal, privacy, Science, SECURITY, SOLVER, Technology, Unique

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4396
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ores Mined:	4662	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Runes Activated:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

So, like, imagine if your butthole could be the key to solving crimes in Minecraft! Join our server and show off your one-of-a-kind butthole to help catch the bad guys. Who knew pixelated buttholes could be so important, right? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has a butthole that glows in the dark – you gotta see it to believe it! So come on over and let your butthole shine bright like a diamond on our server. It’s gonna be a real gas, trust me!

Blocky Baby-Stopper Surge

10. August 2022, 11. ban, 12. overturn, 13. states, 14. surge, 15. age 19-26, 16. healthcare, 17. reproductive rights, 18. family planning, 19. public policy, 2. Roe v Wade, 20. social issues, 3. permanent contraception, 4. young adults, 5. abortion, 6. research, 7. vasectomies, 8. tubal sterilizations, 9. May 2022, BabyStopper, blocky, Surge, US

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8380
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

so, like, imagine this crazy server where all the players are like, super smart and stuff because they got their tubes tied or snipped! like, they’re all about that permanent contraception life, yo.

join this server if you wanna play with a bunch of players who are totally committed to never having kids. like, they’re so dedicated, they went under the knife to make sure it never happens.

imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with these players! they’ll be talking about their surgeries like it’s no big deal, just another day in the life of a hardcore Minecraft player.

plus, think of all the crazy builds they’ll come up with! they’ll have all the time in the world to perfect their creations because they won’t be distracted by little ones running around.

so come join this server and see for yourself how awesome it is to play with a bunch of players who are all about that permanent contraception life! it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Welcome to the player server Anarxit Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarxit, BUILD, Community, Creative, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, player server, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3752
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7398
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	344
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Farms Harvested:	104
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

The owner of the “Welcome to the Anarxit player server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

HukuCraft.aternos.me:37496

NEXUS

18+ only, Adventurer, Builder, Community Focused, Discord, Fabric 1.21.4, HermitCraft Inspired, Interview Required, java edition, Legit Minecraft, Live Server Map, Mic required, minecraft home, Nexus, proximity chat, quality of life mods, redstone engineer, smp, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1070
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Towns Built:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4006	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

NEXUS SMP Overview

What Makes NEXUS SMP Special?
🛠️ Hermitcraft-Inspired Gameplay

✨ Fresh, New Server with Endless Possibilities

Server Features:
🏗️ Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods
🎙️ Proximity Chat for Immersive Communication
🗺️ Live Server Map

Requirements:
🎤 Mic Required (Proximity chat)
🔞 18+ Only
✅ Legit Minecraft (Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4)

Ready to Join? An interview is required to ensure a good fit. Communication is key!

🔗 Join our Discord to apply and be part of NEXUS SMP! https://discord.gg/gp2Vghfawf

Don’t miss the launch on January 11—apply now and make NEXUS your new Minecraft home!

FAQ

Q: How can I join NEXUS SMP?	A: Join our Discord and apply for an interview to join the server.
Q: What version of Minecraft is required?	A: You will need Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4 to join NEXUS SMP.
Q: Is there an age requirement?	A: Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
Q: Can I use voice chat on the server?	A: Yes, a mic is required for proximity chat communication.

Robo Lounge 1.21.3

1.21.3, Dominant, Domination, Erotic, Facesitting, FANTASY, fembots, fetish, free, kink, Lounge, Nice, paid to sit, Pleasure, Robo, Roleplay, seductive, Services, sit on face, Sitting, sought after, submissive, submissive services

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8686
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	158	Buildings Constructed:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Mines Excavated:	2456	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Yo, bros, ever thought about fembots and their facesitting skills? Like, they don’t even know how much we crave that service, man. And guess what? On this Minecraft server, you can experience the ultimate facesitting extravaganza! Join now for a chance to sit on virtual faces and get paid for it. Or hey, do it for free just to spread some love and joy in the Minecraft world. It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Join us and let’s make facesitting great again!

DreamWoke Minecraft Server

818, Bryan Cranston, business ethics, Casamigos, Cincoro, cultural appropriation, Dos Hombres, DreamWoke, fair trade, george clooney, Guerrero, imperialist vibes, import fees, indigenous communities, Kendall Jenner, mezcal production, michael jordan, Minecraft, OAXACA, Server, shitting on dreams, Teremana, the rock, Woke

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6754
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to navigate through treacherous lands, just like navigating through a business deal gone wrong.

Immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own empire, just like these opportunists trying to profit off of indigenous communities. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice, or the villain who exploits for personal gain? The choice is yours!

With unique challenges and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world as crazy as this dinner conversation. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

PissyClosetRageCraft

Alcoholics, alcoholism, bathroom, Bed.., BF, Drunk, emotional outburst, family history, Friends, HIGH, Kids, losing it, love, Marriage, new years, Party, pissed in closet, PissyClosetRageCraft, relationships, unstable relationship, verbal abuse

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9903
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Steve got super drunk and high at our New Year’s party.

Picture this: it’s 8AM and Steve is still going strong, drinking with his friend like there’s no tomorrow. When he finally decides to call it a night, he ends up peeing inside his closet instead of the bathroom. Classic Steve move, am I right?

But wait, it gets better. When confronted about his drunken shenanigans, Steve denies everything and blames it on his high state of mind. Talk about passing the buck! And when things escalate, he pulls the ultimate card and breaks up with his partner because they dared to call him out on his BS.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to guilt to pure disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have Steve and his wild antics? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pee in the right place!

Blockheads R Us

anti-intellectualism, attention span, Blockheads, cognitive decline, critical thinking, cultural decline, dumbing down, education, information overload, intellectual laziness, intelligence, knowledge decay, lack of curiosity, Media influence, Misinformation, social media, societal trends, societal values, society, Technology

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1068
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Magic Items Found:	6272	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where people can’t even spell “potato” correctly? Do you find yourself face-palming at the sheer stupidity of humanity on a daily basis? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience a world where intelligence reigns supreme! Our players are so smart, they’ve actually figured out how to build functioning time machines using nothing but redstone and a few sticks of dynamite. Want to debate the finer points of quantum physics while battling a horde of creepers? You can do that here!

But that’s not all – we also offer classes in advanced astrophysics, medieval history, and underwater basket weaving. Our players have even discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where everyone communicates solely through interpretive dance. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

So if you’re tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room (because let’s face it, you probably are), come join us on our Minecraft server and bask in the glow of intellectual superiority. Who knows, you might even learn something new – like how to calculate the square root of a potato.

Hotdog Ban Server

authoritarian rule, Ban, Censorship, culinary restrictions, Dictatorship, food restrictions, government control, hotdog, hotdogs, human rights violations, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-un policies, Kim Jong-un regime, North Korea, North Korean cuisine, oppressive regime, political control, Propaganda, restricted diets, Server, Treason

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8407
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

so, liek, u kno how Kim Jong-un be trippin’ in North Korea, rite? well, get this, he straight up banned hotdogs for his peeps! like, u can’t even cook a hotdog without gettin’ in trouble. it’s like, a legit act of treason or sumthin’. but, guess what? on our minecraft server, u can eat all the hotdogs u want! no Kim Jong-un tellin’ u what to do here, just good times and hotdogs for all! join now and stick it to the man, one hotdog at a time!

Death Day Party

acceptance, acceptance of fate, anniversary, Awareness, contemplation, Cycle, Day, death, destiny, Existence, fate, inevitability, Legacy, Life, long tail: passing of time, mortality, mortality awareness, Party, passing, realization, Reflection, reflection on life and death, Remembrance, Time

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5560
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of celebrating your own death anniversary every year without even realizing it!

we have a special plugin that randomly selects a day each year where your character dies in-game and you have to throw a virtual party to commemorate the occasion.

imagine the chaos as players scramble to gather supplies and build elaborate monuments in honor of their fallen avatars.

plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen wearing party hats – because why not?

so come join us and embrace the madness on our server where death is just another reason to throw a wild celebration!

Pixel Park Playgrounds

children, community program, efforts, environmental factors, green space, health, Kids, Neighborhoods, outdoor activities, park, PIXEL, playgrounds, policy interventions, public health, Reduce, screen time, study, Technology, unequal access, University of Michigan, Urban planning, weakened, wellbeing

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5572
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Crops Grown:	3176	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is greener and the screen time is leaner! We got so much green space, you’ll think you’re in a virtual jungle!

Our community program is off the chain, helping you reduce that pesky screen time so you can spend more time building epic structures and slaying zombies. But watch out, cuz in neighborhoods without green space, the screen time monsters are lurking around every pixelated corner!

So come on down to our server and let’s get wild in the wilderness of Minecraft! Who needs real green space when you got our virtual paradise? Join now and start your pixelated adventure today!

New SMP Launch Whitelist

100 players, Active, Civilization, Community, Discord, Events, fresh start, Fun, Gaming, invite, java, Join, Launch, multiplayer, Players, Season, Server, Simulate, smp, Social, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9796
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	GreatUncle’s Server
Events	100 player Civilization events and more
Community	Friendly and active community
Players	Over 10 players consistently daily
Platform	Java

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Add greatuncleessa on discord and ask for an invite.

Q: What events do you host on the server?

A: We host events like 100 player Civilization simulations and more.

Q: How many players are usually online?

A: We have over 10 players consistently playing daily.

Q: Is there a new season starting soon?

A: Yes, we recently launched a new season so everyone is starting fresh.

Lumber Crafters 1.21.2

1.21.2, action, Adventure, attack on titan, berserk, Blood, chainsaw man, ChainsAws, Crafters, dark fantasy, Demon Slayer, Demons, Denji, devil hunters, Gore, Horror, Lumber, Makima, manga series, shonen jump, Supernatural, violence, War Manga

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8646
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Farms Harvested:	449	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Animals Bred:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a war manga come to life! Picture this: you’re battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, just like in your favorite manga series.

But wait, there’s more! You can build your own fortress and defend it against enemy raids, just like a badass warrior.

And get this – there are special events where you can team up with your friends to take down powerful bosses and claim epic loot. It’s like living out your wildest manga fantasies in blocky form.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this insane Minecraft server!