Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to wipe anyone’s bottom, not even your own! Unlike some in-laws, our server is addiction-free and full of healthy fun. Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Plus, we have a strict “no bodily functions” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about any unpleasant surprises. So come on, join us and leave the poop wiping to someone else!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
Invisible Walls Found: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
Battle Standards Raised: 15 Mineshafts Explored: 4
Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY