Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to wipe anyone’s bottom, not even your own! Unlike some in-laws, our server is addiction-free and full of healthy fun. Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Plus, we have a strict “no bodily functions” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about any unpleasant surprises. So come on, join us and leave the poop wiping to someone else!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
Volcanoes Explored: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY