Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to wipe anyone’s bottom, not even your own! Unlike some in-laws, our server is addiction-free and full of healthy fun. Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Plus, we have a strict “no bodily functions” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about any unpleasant surprises. So come on, join us and leave the poop wiping to someone else!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Runes Activated: 8
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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