yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da most lit health benefits in all of minecraft land. like, our players aged 33 to 46 are straight up buff and healthy, unlike those british noobs. we got dem cardiovascular health markers on point and ain’t nobody obese up in here. plus, we got mad disparities in health based on how much diamond u got. so come join us and level up ur health game, fam!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Astral Projections Made: 0
Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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