BlueLaserCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3624
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5944
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Emeralds Found:	7336
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6963
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2045
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	8341	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	608
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Dimension Hops:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7261
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6318	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Endless Night Skies:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9885
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8993
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	16	Votes:	8988
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4315
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Void Armor Forged:	23
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Crops Grown:	5921
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3409
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6044
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Divine Spears Created:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3869
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	410	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5100
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1398
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	208
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	10

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6257
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2775
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

Players:	107/500	Votes:	3711
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3