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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed: 14 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 7508 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Endless Night Skies: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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