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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
Magic Items Found: 8618 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42 Void Armor Forged: 21

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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