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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
Enchantments Applied: 132 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 12

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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