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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Zombie Dances: 0
Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
Orbs of Power Found: 8 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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