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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created: 20 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
Players Killed by Monsters: 5955 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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