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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 6
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Magic Crystals Found: 24
Dragon Eggs Found: 7336 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
Evil Twin Fights: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 27

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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