so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Wilderness Tamed: 15
Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Politically Incorrect Craft: Where Minecraft meets government simulations! Join now for LOLs

    Politically Incorrect Craft: Where Minecraft meets government simulations! Join now for LOLs
    PolityCraft: The Ultimate Modded GeoRP!
    Welcome to PolityCraft, where your dreams of nation and civilization building come to life! Explore a meticulously edited mod pack designed for a seamless gameplay experience on an expansive Earth map on a 1:250 scale. Whether you want to be a wandering trader, forge a small tribe, build a thriving kingdom, or expand into a powerful empire, the possibilities are endless. Collaborate with friends, engage in diplomacy, or wage wars as you shape your own destiny in a world full of opportunities.
    Key Features:
    Custom Earth Map: Immerse yourself in a stunning, realistic rendition of Earth at a scale of 1:250.
    Nation Building: Start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
    Tools of Industry: Use Create and it’s many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
    Tools of War: Raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.
    Community Focused: Join a friendly and active community of builders, strategists, and explorers.
    Discord:
    https://discord.gg/invite/xCyGR2t7ms
    Server IP:
    europa.cheesehosting.net:34003
    FAQ
    Q: What do I need to do to join PolityCraft? A: You are required to join the discord in order to apply for the Whitelist as well as to download the Modpack. We aim to process Whitelist applications within 24 hours.
    Q: Can I start my own nation on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
    Q: How can I build an automated society on PolityCraft? A: You can use Create and its many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
    Q: Is PvP allowed on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Chimeras Created: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Star Shards Collected: 280
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Magic Items Found: 3831

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Joan Jett Endorses Harris Minecraft SMP

    Joan Jett Endorses Harris Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Joan Jett endorsing Kamala Harris? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be! We’ve got Neil Young and Jon Bon Jovi following suit, so you know it’s gonna be a rockin’ good time. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even a surprise appearance from your favorite rockstar! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and rock on!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 119
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 9930
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 171
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • HangryHubbyNoPlate

    HangryHubbyNoPlate
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a break from the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where you can escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect blocky castle.

    Join us and leave behind the struggles of meal planning and grocery shopping, because on our server, your only job is to mine, build, and survive. No more arguments with your husband about who should go to the store or cook dinner – here, the only thing you’ll be cooking up is some epic creations in the virtual world.

    And if you ever feel like you need a break from all the building and exploring, just remember that on our server, you can always take a break and let your virtual character do all the work. No more feeling like a maid or waitress, because in this world, you’re the queen (or king) of your own domain.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be serving up is some serious fun. Leave the real world drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Magic Items Found: 1403
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • ScamCraft SMP: ObviousFools

    ScamCraft SMP: ObviousFools
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate scam…I mean, the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been searching for!

    Join our server for the chance to be pranked by our resident troll who loves nothing more than turning your beautiful builds into giant toilets. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…or is it?

    We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a special event every week where players must participate in a chicken dance-off to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be scammed…I mean, entertained like never before!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 30 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 2651
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • CompliCraft

    CompliCraft
    Are you tired of being the most boring player on your current Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate compliment magnet! People will be showering you with praise left and right for your epic builds, your impeccable redstone skills, and even your fashion sense (yes, we have custom skins, darling).

    Join our server and become the talk of the town (or should we say, the talk of the block?)! You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you ride around on a diamond-encrusted pig, while wearing a crown made of enchanted golden apples. Oh, and did we mention that our server is the only place where you can find a unicorn mount? That’s right, you can prance around on a majestic unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands.

    So why wait? Join our server now and bask in the glory of being the most complimented player in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (and neither will your jealous friends).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 21

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • GazaCraft Minecraft Server

    GazaCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy story where biden, yeah, biden, he writes to israel and is all like, “yo, you gotta make gaza better, man.” and everyone is like, “whaaaat? biden playing minecraft now?” but, like, it’s true, man. so if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world where even politicians are getting in on the action, you gotta join this server. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of biden riding a llama. it’s, like, so random and hilarious, you won’t wanna miss out, dude. come join the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Farms Harvested: 444
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Void Armor Forged: 14
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • CraftyComradeJailbreak

    CraftyComradeJailbreak
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this russian father who got jailed for his daughter’s antiwar drawing, but then he got released and now he’s, like, the king of the server. he’s got, like, superpowers and stuff, and he’ll, like, protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds and emeralds you want. and, like, the best part is that there’s a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server, man? it’s, like, the most epic thing ever.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend

    Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend
    karlssonSMP Overview

    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
    Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    Shopping District Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
    10k World Border Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
    Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
    Map Resets Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
    Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    Player Head Drops Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location: Europe
    Current Version: 1.21.1

    ⏩ How to Join:

    Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Ores Mined: 5869 Mineshafts Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Flip Out Minecraft Server

    Flip Out Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can flip and guns down enemy gang members in broad daylight! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground gang war going on in our virtual world. Join us if you’re ready to show off your PvP skills and take down rival gangs with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs peaceful building when you can be a virtual gangster? Join now for a wild ride full of danger and excitement!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Enchantments Applied: 245
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • ‘Mine – craft SMP – Lovers’

    ‘Mine – craft SMP – Lovers’
    Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft SMPs? Do you want to join a server where shadow fiends roam free and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to battle against shadow fiends, mine for rare ores in the depths of the underworld, and build insane structures that defy the laws of physics. But be warned, the shadow fiends are not to be taken lightly – they will stop at nothing to protect their territory.

    If you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our server. Join now and experience the thrill of facing off against shadow fiends in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8423 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Epic Quests Completed: 14
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server

    SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members ruining your holiday cheer? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own peaceful paradise! No more snide comments, no more wine spills on your girlfriend’s dress – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Our server is the perfect place to let go of all that family drama and focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and making new friends who won’t belittle you or steal your diamonds. Say goodbye to favoritism and hello to a community where everyone is treated equally (unless you’re a creeper, then you might get blown up).

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that family baggage behind. Trust us, your girlfriend will thank you for it! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world – will you be the one to find it and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only one way to find out!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Gods Slained: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • DadTalksOrNahMC

    DadTalksOrNahMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can join a dysfunctional family dynamic just like the one described above!

    Join our server and take on the role of a protective big brother who is forced to babysit and raise his step-siblings because his dad is too busy being a total mess of a parent. Help your step-siblings with their nightmares, walk them to school, and even attend doctor’s appointments with them – all while dealing with a stepmom who expects you to be the perfect big brother to her kids too.

    But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around! Watch as your step-siblings struggle on the school bus, cry to their mom about feeling unwanted at home, and rely on you to kick your big brother routine up a notch. Will you embrace being the big brother to four instead of two, or will you stand your ground and refuse to love your step-siblings like family?

    Join our server now and experience the outrageousness for yourself! Who needs a functional family when you can have a Minecraft server full of drama and dysfunction?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 146
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Divine Spears Created: 17
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • CheerMeUpMC SMP

    CheerMeUpMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos and hilarity of our server bring a smile to your face! Need a pick-me-up? Just log on and watch as our players ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of themselves, and get into epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining way to escape reality and have a good laugh. So why wait? Join now and prepare for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 388
    Falling into the Void: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • KaraokeCraft

    KaraokeCraft
    Are you tired of singing alone in your room like a sad, lonely creeper? Well, join our epic Minecraft server and belt out your favorite karaoke tunes with your blocky buddies! Our virtual stage is always open for a creeper rendition of “Baby Got Back” or a zombie duet of “I Will Always Love You”. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a karaoke fanatic and might just pop in for a surprise duet! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out like a blockstar on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Meteorites Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition

    KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a battalion of north korean soldiers straight outta russia ready to protect ur pixelated booty from any creepers tryna blow u up. intel sources say our server is the safest place to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds cuz ain’t nobody messin with our army of pixel warriors. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Villages Defended: 12
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 485 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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