Are you feeling as down as a creeper who just got hugged by a cactus? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual therapy session where you can mine away your troubles and build yourself a happy little blocky paradise. Our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, will be there to listen to all your problems and offer sage advice like, “Just block out the negativity, bro!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who will give you a hug that will cure all your woes. So come on down and let’s craft away those blues together!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 252
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Skillz4Days Minecraft SMP

    Skillz4Days Minecraft SMP
    If you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll instantly gain the skill of flying like a majestic chicken! Imagine soaring through the skies, clucking at your enemies and dropping eggs on their heads. No more walking around like a mere mortal, now you can rule the skies with your poultry powers!

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who will teach you the art of breakdancing. You’ll be spinning on your head and kicking your legs in the air like a pro in no time. Who knew llamas had such sick moves?

    So come join us and unlock your hidden talents in the most absurd and hilarious ways possible. Who needs boring old real-life skills when you can have flying chicken powers and llama breakdancing expertise? It’s time to level up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Dimension Hops: 0
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • RedditMineCrafters

    RedditMineCrafters
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us for the chance to stumble upon secret treasure chests filled with enchanted diamond blocks, or maybe even encounter a rare breed of zombie pigmen riding on flying pigs.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes!

    So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Nuke-FreeCraft Minecraft Server

    Nuke-FreeCraft Minecraft Server
    lol imagine if putin just went all boom boom with nukes in ukraine like a crazy villager in minecraft blowing up everything in sight. well, on our server, we promise NO nukes will be used, unless it’s to blow up a giant statue of a creeper or something. join us for a wild ride of blocky chaos and epic battles. plus, you might even run into steve from accounting who swears he’s a pro at building pixel art but really just makes giant phallic structures. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1721 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • CraftyShmonaRocket

    CraftyShmonaRocket
    come join our minecraft server, where the only rockets you’ll see are the ones you shoot out of a tnt cannon! no hezbollah here, just epic battles and crazy builds. we promise no one will be killed (unless you count falling off a cliff while mining for diamonds lol). join us for a blast (literally) and see why our server is the bomb (not literally, please don’t blow up our spawn point). let’s mine and craft our way to victory, one block at a time!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Not in My Backyard Abortion Zone

    Not in My Backyard Abortion Zone
    hey u, yeah u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u!

    imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the macarena. that’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

    join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and finding hidden treasures in the depths of the mines.

    plus, we have the best parties in town! every friday night, we host a massive block party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete in epic building competitions.

    so why wait? join us now and see why everyone is talking about the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server around!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Capy World: Where the diamonds flow like melted butter 🦙🌟🍀

    Capy World: Where the diamonds flow like melted butter 🦙🌟🍀

    Welcome to Capy World!

    A cozy 18+ Java server (1.21) with a small group of active players and some serious building talent!

    Our next big project: turning the shopping district into a full town—zoo, museum, mall, and all!

    What we offer:

    Shopping District Build your own shop, explore the district, and save yourself some time by spending your diamonds at someone’s store!
    Spooky Vibes Join our Halloween base contest! We have fun prizes like diamonds and netherite for the winner.
    Safe & Sound We stay grief-free with land claims and coreprotect.
    Explore Easily Set homes, use warps and RTP around the world for quick navigation!
    Plan on Staying? Stick around for 2 weeks to receive our “Friend” role: you’ll unlock /fly and /kittycannon!

    Sound like something you’d like to try out? Our discord server is linked on my profile, but you can also add me on Discord (gwostea) to join! 🙂

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join by adding “gwostea” on Discord and following the instructions provided.
    Is there an age requirement? Yes, this server is only for players aged 18 and above.
    Can I build in the shopping district? Yes, players are encouraged to build their own shops in the shopping district.
    How can I participate in the Halloween base contest? Details for the contest will be announced on the server and Discord. Stay tuned for updates!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Runes Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Crafty Kingdom – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Kingdom – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride through the Lands Between, where you can team up with your friends and take on epic quests to defeat powerful enemies.

    With our latest patch, we’ve added new features and fixed bugs to make your gaming experience even more enjoyable. Plus, our character planners will help you create the ultimate warrior to conquer all challenges that come your way.

    But that’s not all – our interactive map will guide you through the treacherous terrain, and our group password “erg” will grant you access to exclusive areas and rewards. And if you dare to touch the Bloodstain, who knows what secrets you may uncover!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, in the Lands Between, anything can happen – so be prepared for the unexpected!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 6

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • ””> International Break Minecraft SMP””

    ””> International Break Minecraft SMP””
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the international break of Minecraft SMPs!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, a hidden treasure map that leads to a portal to the Nether, and a group of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the international break of Minecraft SMPs like never before!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • CrushCraft SMP: Heart Eyes 😍

    CrushCraft SMP: Heart Eyes 😍
    Join our Minecraft SMP and find your true love! Our server is filled with romantic adventures and love potions that will make your heart flutter. Who needs dating apps when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds?

    We have a legendary love story of two players who met on our server and built a castle together. It was so romantic that even the creepers shed a tear. Join us and create your own epic love saga!

    Plus, rumor has it that if you find the rare Heart-Shaped Block hidden deep within our world, your crush will instantly fall for you. Who needs chocolates and flowers when you have pixelated romance?

    So come join our Minecraft SMP and let the love games begin! Who knows, you might just find your player two.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • BlockyLoveQuest

    BlockyLoveQuest
    Forget about love languages and compatibility tests, the real test of a relationship is surviving on our Minecraft server together! Join us and see if your bond can withstand the challenges of building, mining, and surviving in a world filled with creepers, zombies, and lava pits. Who needs couples therapy when you can just fight off a horde of skeletons together? Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend, so why not mine them together and prove your love in pixels and blocks? Join us and see if your relationship can survive the ultimate test – surviving in Minecraft!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • CraftyMarineMC Server

    CraftyMarineMC Server
    come join our minecraft server, where we have US Marine Trevor Reed as our honorary player! he may be serving 14 years in russia for doing something in ukraine, but on our server, he’s a legend! watch him build epic structures with his bare hands, while dodging russian spies and ukrainian rebels! join now for a chance to team up with this real-life hero and conquer the virtual world together! who needs freedom when you have minecraft, amirite?

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • KremlinCraft: Missile Mayhem!

    KremlinCraft: Missile Mayhem!
    OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a war zone up in here! We got Russian weapons depot blowin’ up left and right, North Korean missiles flyin’ everywhere, and Ukraine’s military goin’ bonkers! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! Join now before you miss out on all the explosive fun! 🚀💣🔥

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 20 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Play Outside Now – No More Obesity

    Play Outside Now – No More Obesity
    HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U WHY U SHOULD!

    SO, LIKE, RESEARCH SAYS THAT KIDS WHO PLAY OUTSIDE WHEN THEY’RE LITTLE HAVE LESS CHANCE OF BECOMING CHONKY LATER ON! YEAH, LIKE, 15% LESS CHANCE! SO, IF U WANNA STAY FIT AND FABULOUS, JOIN OUR SERVER AND RUN AROUND LIKE A CRAZY PERSON!

    ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT PLAYING MINECRAFT CAN MAKE U SMARTER? YEAH, SCIENTISTS SAY THAT BUILDING STUFF IN THE GAME CAN IMPROVE UR BRAINPOWER! SO, COME ON OVER AND BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND STUFF!

    OH, AND IF U JOIN OUR SERVER, U MIGHT JUST RUN INTO A WILD LLAMA RIDING A CREEPER! YEAH, WE’VE GOT SOME CRAZY STUFF GOIN’ ON HERE! SO, WHAT R U WAITIN’ FOR? COME JOIN US AND HAVE A BLAST!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • What is the IP for HALO Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for HALO Minecraft Server?

    HALO is a popular and influential video game franchise developed by Bungie and later 343 Industries. The series follows the adventures of Master Chief, a futuristic super soldier, as he battles alien forces to save humanity from destruction. Known for its engaging gameplay, immersive storytelling, and ground-breaking multiplayer modes, HALO has become a staple in the gaming industry since its debut in 2001. The franchise has spawned numerous sequels, spin-offs, novels, and even a live-action series, making it one of the most beloved and successful sci-fi universes in gaming history.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • ”’> Yoo Minecraft Server”

    ”’> Yoo Minecraft Server”
    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!

    2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

    3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.

    4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7583 Magic Items Found: 1583
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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