BlockyBanter: Where even the creepers can’t resist a good laugh

#forum guidelines, BlockyBanter, community guidelines, CREEPERS, forum moderation, forum rules, fucked up, Good, image sharing, Inappropriate Behavior, internet etiquette, LAUGH, Mod assistance, moderation needed, Online Community, online forum, online misconduct, r9k, report abuse, Resist, rule breaking, rules violation, screenshot attached, user accountability, user misconduct

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5331
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Votes:	3313	Crops Grown:	6214
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Evil Twin Fights:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules like a bunch of sheep? Well, look no further because our server is a total free-for-all! We encourage players to drop their pictures, break all the rules, and cause chaos like never before. Our Mods are too busy laughing at the madness to actually help, so you’re on your own! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous antics and unforgettable moments. Just remember, anything goes on our server – including breaking all the rules!

Delicious Murder Land 1.21.2

1.21.2, chilling, crime, crime fiction, criminal behavior, dark comedy, dark humor, DELICIOUS, Homicide, Land, Macabre, murder, murder investigation, Murder Mystery, Mystery, psychological thriller, serial killer, Sinister, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, violence

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7328
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Potions Brewed:	32	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5084

Join our Minecraft server for the most killer experience ever! We have so many ways to murder your friends in the game, it’s like a buffet of death!

You can push them off cliffs, drown them in lava, or even drop anvils on their heads! It’s like a murder mystery party, but with pixelated blocks!

And the best part is, you can do it all while laughing maniacally and shouting “Mwahaha!” in the chat. It’s a real scream!

So come join us for some murderous fun on our Minecraft server. Just remember, it’s all in good, bloody fun!

NoSimpin4MinecraftSMP

differing opinions, distinctive preferences, idiosyncratic tastes, individual quirks, individual standards, niche interests, nonconformist views, NoSimpin4MinecraftSMP, particular turn-offs, peculiar attractions, peculiar dislikes, personal aversions, personal taste, selective attractions, specific preferences, specific turn-offs, uncommon attractions, unconventional beauty, unconventional standards, unique dislikes, unique preferences

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7656
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Animals Bred:	71
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, bro. Like, we have a secret underground club where we only play C418 music and dance with creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is a talking chicken who wears a top hat. He gives out diamonds like they’re candy, bro.

But wait, there’s more. We have a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and the End, bro. It’s like a wild ride, man. And every full moon, we all turn into werewolves and have a massive PvP battle. It’s insane, bro.

So, if you’re tired of boring old servers and want to join a place where anything goes, then come join us, bro. We’re always looking for new members to join our wacky adventures. Plus, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives out free hugs. So what are you waiting for, bro? Join us and let’s have some crazy fun together!

TraumaCraft: No griefing allowed

Allowed, compassion, coping, cruel response, Emotional Abuse, Empathy, Griefing, healing, judgement, mental health, mental illness, Opening Up, Recovery, self-care, Self-expression, stigma, Support, Therapy, toxic behavior, Trauma, TraumaCraft, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5050
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Votes:	1915	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ores Mined:	937	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build stuff and trade resources? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans. Our community is like no other, with players who will go to extreme lengths to prank each other and cause chaos.

But that’s not all – we also have the craziest events you’ve ever seen, like a giant chicken invasion or a zombie apocalypse that will keep you on your toes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground lairs filled with treasure and traps!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing so hard that you forget all about your trauma!

CryptoMilei Minecraft Server

argentina, Argentina politics, Congress, controversy, Corruption, crash, crypto coin, cryptocurrency, CryptoMilei, Downfall, Economy, financial market, Government, impeachment trial, investigation, milei, Minecraft, opposition, Politics, scandal, Server, trial

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7912
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Votes:	1969	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be in the middle of a political scandal? well, do we have the server for u! come join us and witness the chaos as Argentina’s opposition tries to impeach someone over a crypto coin crash! it’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of actors. join now for a front row seat to the drama! #minecraftpolitics #cryptoconspiracy #creeperimpeachment

AmazonTribeReturn

Adventure, amazon rainforest, AmazonTribeReturn, brief, Communication, Connection, Contact, culture, discovery, Exploration, indigenous, indigenous community, indigenous culture, indigenous people, ISOLATED, man, outside world, Rainforest tribe, remote, RETURN, Tribe

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5455
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Players Killed by Monsters:	553
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	57	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. like, imagine this isolated indigenous dude, right? he like, comes out of the amazon rainforest for a hot sec, just to check out our server. he’s like, whoa, this place is lit, i gotta tell my tribe about it. so he goes back to his peeps and is all like, yo, we gotta join this server, it’s off the chain. and now they’re all playing minecraft with us, how crazy is that? come join us and be part of this epic adventure, man. who knows what other wild stuff will happen on this server, dude. it’s gonna be a total blast, trust me.

Bio Hybrid Muscle Man

actuated, bio, bioengineering, Biohybrid hand, biohybrid systems, biohybrid technology, biomedical engineering, hand movement, hand prosthetics, hand rehabilitation, human muscle tissues, human-machine interface, Hybrid, man, Multiple, Muscle, muscle activation, muscle control, muscle tissue actuation, muscle tissue engineering, muscle tissue manipulation, muscle-powered prosthetics, prosthetics, tissue engineering

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9074
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Void Armor Forged:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Votes:	1842

come join our epic minecraft server where we have biohybrid hands that are controlled by human muscles! you can literally punch trees and build houses with your own muscles, how cool is that? plus, our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will guide you through the land of blocky adventures. we also have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you rare items for shiny feathers. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Firestarter

Auction, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Events, FIRESTARTER, Friendly, Grief Protection, handbook, java, Land claiming, Players, respectful, rules, Server, Shops, smp, Trade

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5463
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

firestarter Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Features
Player-driven economy and player-run shops
Grief protection and land claiming
Frequent community events
Tons of small quality-of-life tweaks
Java + Bedrock cross-play
A friendly, fair, and respectful community

Server Handbook & Rules:

Server Handbook

Server Address:

mc.firestartermc.com (Java port 25565, Bedrock port 19132)

Server Tour:

Server Tour Video

Join our Community:

Check out our handbook for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡 Or consider joining our Discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can I play on both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, we offer Java + Bedrock cross-play on our server.
Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server?	No, our rules prohibit griefing and protect your hard work.
How can I participate in community events?	Keep an eye on our Discord and in-game announcements for upcoming events.

MysticCraft – ShadowRealm 1.20.5

1.20.5, 3D Debut, Anime List, baubau, Birthday 3D Live, BORN TO BE “BAU”DOL, Cute Little Sister, debut, fuwamoco, merch, MysticCraft, NSFW, Schedule, shadowrealm, songs, Thread Template, Unarchived Content, VN, VTL team info, youtube channel

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4466
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Potions Brewed:	92	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’ll make you question reality! Why join, you ask? Well, because our server is like a cute little sister edition of Minecraft – it’s quirky, it’s fun, and it’s totally bonkers! Plus, we have streams that are so insane, you’ll be scratching your head in confusion. And don’t even get me started on the debut videos – they’re like nothing you’ve ever seen before. So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together!

VacayVillaVeto

attachment, Boundaries, Communication, emotional attachment, ENTITLEMENT, family cabin, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family heirloom, family relationships, passive aggressive behavior, personal space, Protective, Respect, Selfishness, sharing, vacation home, vacation time, VacayVillaVeto

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8162
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of protecting your virtual cabin like it’s a family heirloom! Just like this player’s cozy vacation cabin in the mountains, our server is a safe space for you to unwind and build to your heart’s content.

Join us and experience the thrill of defending your virtual property from pushy brother-in-laws who want to take over your land! Build your own vacation cabin, complete with passive-aggressive comments from NPCs who think you’re being selfish for not sharing your space.

Don’t let anyone tell you that it’s “just a cabin” – on our server, every block matters and every build is a family heirloom. So come on in, protect your turf, and show the world that you’re not just a block builder – you’re a block protector!

Wanderlust SMP: Travel & Build

Adventure, bucket list, BUILD, culture, Dream destination, Escapade, escapism, Exotic, Explore, globe-trotting, Journey, SightSeeing, smp, travel, travel adventure, travel dreams, travel goals, travel inspiration, travel plans, vacation, Wander, WANDERER, Wanderlust

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Star Shards Collected:	259	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magic Items Found:	7717
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

OMG guys, like if I could travel anywhere in the world right now, I would totally go to this EPIC Minecraft SMP server! Like, they have the craziest builds and the most insane players you will ever meet. I heard that they have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. And get this, there’s a rumor that the admins are actually aliens disguised as chickens! Can you imagine mining for diamonds with a chicken alien? It’s like a dream come true, bro. So yeah, forget about traveling the world, come join this Minecraft SMP and have the time of your life! #ChickenAlienDiamondsLavaCoasterFTW 🐔💎🌋🎢

BlocktopiaUSA

American, aspirations, BlocktopiaUSA, Challenges, citizenship, culture, dreams, Economy, feelings, Future, goals, hopes, Identity, opportunities, optimism, Perspectives, pessimism, Politics, society, success, uncertainty

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6628
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Void Gems Collected:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Mines Excavated:	3020
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Runes Activated:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of worrying about the future and just want to escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have a blast? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and endless possibilities.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was cursed and unleashed a horde of zombie chickens upon them! It was chaos, but oh so hilarious.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to challenge players to epic battles. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. Yes, you read that right, a magical unicorn!

So, if you’re ready to leave your worries behind and embark on a crazy journey filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a sprinkle of magic, then join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, your future has never looked brighter (or more ridiculous).

EuroCraftSummit

Conflict Resolution, Crisis, crisis management., diplomatic efforts., diplomatic talks, eastern europe, emergency summit, EuroCraftSummit, European Council, European diplomacy, European leaders, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, peace negotiations, political discussions, regional stability, security concerns, summit meeting, Ukraine

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3268
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

so, liek, u know how ukraine is like, in europe and stuff? well, our minecraft server is liek, the perfect place to escape all that drama. u can build ur own lil ukraine in minecraft and be the leader of ur own country.

we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any emergencies, even if its just ur mom yelling at u to do ur chores. plus, we have a special potion that turns u into a ukrainian superhero with the power to stop any war or conflict.

join our server now and be part of the most epic summit ever held in minecraft history. who knows, u might even become the next president of ukraine in the virtual world. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and a lot of snacks, cuz things are gonna get crazy up in here.

FrontierSMP

armor, Balanced Economy, Bedrock cross play, Bosses, Brewing, contracts, Custom Items, Custom terrain, Discord, Economy, Exploration, Farming, FrontierSMP, Loot system, MCMMO, no pay to win, Pyro Plugins, Pyrofishing, server ip, smp, Textured Weapons, Tools, Towny

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2291
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	436401	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Buildings Constructed:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Towns Built:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Cross-Play Enabled (Port)	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.4

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures. All structures have per player loot.
Towny: Focused on enhancing the Towny experience.
Economy: Balanced economy with no crazy numbers.
Custom Items: Loot system with fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor.
PyroFishing & Farming: Popular plugins with Mining being added soon.
Contracts: Complete contracts with other members for major infrastructure builds.
No Pay To Win: No promotion of Pay To Win.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by entering the IP: Play.FrontierSMP.net in your Minecraft client.
Is Bedrock Cross-Play enabled on this server?	Yes, Bedrock Cross-Play is enabled with port 19132.
Are there custom items on this server?	Yes, the server features custom textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for players to collect.
Is there a towny system in place?	Yes, the server focuses on promoting and enhancing the Towny experience for players.
Is the economy balanced on this server?	Yes, the server has put a lot of effort into balancing the economy to avoid extreme numbers.
Are there any Pay To Win elements on this server?	No, the server does not promote Pay To Win and encourages fair gameplay for all players.

SunriseCraft 1.20.2

1.20.2, coping with depression, depress, emotional well being, feeling sad, good morning, guys, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health struggles, mental health support, Mental Wellness, morning motivation, morning routine, positive mindset, seeking support, self-care, Struggling, SunriseCraft

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7053
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Hey there fellow gamers, are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well do I have the server for you! Join our wacky world where depression turns into laughter and sadness turns into pure chaos!

We have flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

If you’re looking for a server that will make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now and experience the most mind-bending Minecraft adventure of your life. See you on the other side, if you dare!

FiancéFragranceFail

#workout, AITAH, Alternative, aluminum free natural deodorant, Apology, body odor, breast cancer, breast cancer awareness, Communication, FiancéFragranceFail, health, Honesty, hygiene, Men’s locker room, personal care, purging period, relationship, sensitivity, sweat, telling my fiancé she stinks, tiktok

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6960
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing stinking up the place is your epic gameplay! Join us and leave behind the drama of aluminum-free deodorant purging periods. Our server is so fresh, even your fiancé will forget about TikTok conspiracies and breast cancer scares. Plus, we promise no men’s locker room smells in our virtual bedrooms – just pure, pixelated paradise. So come on in, apologize to your fiancé with a diamond pickaxe, and let’s game on!