BlockyBanter | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft, only to have a sneaky creeper blow you up and steal all your loot? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have implemented a strict anti-creeper policy! That’s right, no more surprise explosions ruining your day!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These fearless feathered warriors will protect you from any hostile mobs that dare to come near you. Plus, they lay eggs that you can use as projectiles against your enemies. Take that, zombies!

And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Skydiving with Endermen” experience? Strap on your elytra and jump off our custom-built skydiving platform, where friendly Endermen will teleport you to safety just before you hit the ground. It’s the thrill of a lifetime!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking llama or discover a secret underwater city filled with mermaids. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MineMotivationCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the mythical Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant unlimited potatoes to whoever holds it. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

If that’s not enough to get you excited, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s first and only underwater cow racing track? Yes, you heard that right. Ride a cow through underwater tunnels and compete against other players for the title of Cow Racing Champion.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret disco cave, where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and skeletons who have killer dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Buildings Constructed:	16
Star Shards Collected:	104	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

UkraineWarriors: KeepFighting!

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so like, ukraine’s fallen soldiers were like, super inspiring and stuff. they were all like, “we will never give up, we will never surrender!” and everyone was like, “wow, those guys are so cool.” so now, this minecraft server is like, dedicated to them or something.

join this server if you want to be as brave as ukraine’s fallen soldiers. fight off creepers and zombies like a true hero. show the world that you have the courage and strength of a warrior.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll unlock secret powers and abilities. like, you’ll be able to fly without wings and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s totally legit, trust me.

so come on, join this server and be a part of something epic. honor the memory of ukraine’s fallen soldiers and become a legend in the world of minecraft. do it for the fallen, do it for glory!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Animals Bred:	195
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Belly Thread Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a belly thread where you have to show off your fat mines! That’s right, no excuse to hide that glorious belly of yours – flaunt it proudly in front of all your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Belly Button of Doom, rumored to grant immense powers to anyone brave enough to touch it. Will you be the chosen one to harness its incredible abilities and conquer the Minecraft world?

Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with belly laughs, epic battles, and unforgettable memories. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this one-of-a-kind community where belly buttons reign supreme!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

The Sleepy Zenless Zone – Minecraft SMP Zero General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and programs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can race through the fiery pits of Minecraft hell for epic prizes!

But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero, where you can ask him all your burning questions like “Why do creepers explode?” and “What’s the deal with Endermen?”

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about meeting our legendary Agent Records, Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz? Rumor has it they once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh.

Join us for our upcoming events including the Overlord’s Feast, where you can dine with Minecraft’s most notorious villains and maybe even steal a bite of the Wither’s soul sandwich.

Don’t miss out on our redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFTHS and AHLWFEFEZZZ4PC, where you can unlock exclusive in-game items like diamond armor made of solid gold and a pet zombie pigman named Bob.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing sunglasses.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Emeralds Found:	6125	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magic Items Found:	7420	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

JoblessExodusCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with crazy landlords and their even crazier cats? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few tears (but hopefully not from your landlord).

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about being guilt-tripped into staying in a basement room or paying for your landlord’s cat’s extravagant medical bills. Instead, you’ll be free to roam our virtual world, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t cry when you decide to move out.

So say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to a new beginning on our Minecraft server! Who needs a job when you have a whole new world to explore? Join us today and let the fun begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Villages Defended:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	7467
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ShellCraft: Evade & Conquer!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we evade sanctions like russia with shell companies but in a totally legal and hilarious way!!! build your own shell company and hide all your diamonds from the tax man, just like putin but without the political consequences!

we have a secret underground bunker where you can store all your illegal goods and pretend you’re a russian oligarch living the high life. join now and start your life of crime in the most fun and ridiculous way possible!

plus, our admins are all former KGB agents so you know you’re in good hands when it comes to avoiding the authorities. come join us and let’s rule the world together, one shell company at a time!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	749	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ores Mined:	7921	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3922	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BDSM MedCare FunLand

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so like, imagine this minecraft server where all the players are part of the BDSM community. like, they’ve had some bad experiences with healthcare in the past, so they come here to escape and have a good time.

join this server if you wanna build a dungeon filled with secret passageways and torture chambers. trust me, you’ll never wanna leave once you start playing. plus, the admins are all trained in CPR and first aid, so you’ll be safe even when things get a little too intense.

come join us and let your freak flag fly in this wild and crazy minecraft world. you won’t regret it, unless you’re into vanilla stuff. then maybe this server isn’t for you. but if you’re into whips, chains, and building elaborate sex dungeons, then this is the place for you. come on in, the fun is just getting started!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

What is the IP for PWR Minecraft Server?

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PWR is a dynamic and innovative fitness company that offers a range of workout programs and training services designed to help individuals achieve their fitness goals. Led by founder and fitness influencer, Kayla Itsines, PWR is known for its effective and results-driven approach to exercise. With a strong focus on strength training and high-intensity interval workouts, PWR has gained a loyal following of individuals looking to transform their bodies and improve their overall health and fitness levels.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Emeralds Found:	3405	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOC Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Low Birth Rate Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where two nations with the lowest birth rates in the world come together for some wild and wacky adventures! Why are their birth rates so low, you ask? Well, rumor has it that a mischievous group of creepers has been stealing all the baby villagers and hiding them in secret dungeons. It’s up to you and your fellow players to rescue the babies and restore balance to the server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of zombie pigmen who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them on the dance floor for some groovy moves and maybe even learn a thing or two about survival in the process.

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe filled with giant chickens that lay diamond eggs. Who needs to mine for resources when you have a never-ending supply of bling?

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Players Killed by Monsters:	4085	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Linus Brown Kids Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to hang out with Linus, the coolest brown kid in town who can build a rollercoaster out of dirt blocks and make a farm full of dancing cows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by a group of zombie pigmen who love to boogie down to some funky beats. Just be careful not to get too carried away or you might end up becoming their new dance partner for eternity!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Linus and his brown kids are waiting for you to join the fun!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Buildings Constructed:	44
Secret Passages Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	147
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Professional Procrastinator Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living in the boring real world where your job title doesn’t match what you actually do? Then come join our Minecraft SMP, where your job title will finally make sense!

Imagine being a professional block breaker, a master of pixelated landscapes, or a professional creeper wrangler. On our server, you can live out your wildest job title fantasies and truly be the boss of your own virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches and power on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring real-world job behind and join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything is possible!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mines Excavated:	4531
Dimension Hops:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MoonPortalMadness

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world – literally!

Imagine this: you stumble upon a two-way portal to the Moon in your basement. Instead of freaking out, you decide to use it to join our server. Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can build your very own Moon base and mine for space diamonds!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of alien villagers who are always up for a trade. Need some enchanted gear? Just trade them a few moon rocks and they’ll hook you up.

So if you’re ready for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience, join our server and start your lunar adventure today!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Endless Night Skies:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

The Bob’s (Not So) Secret Meeting Place – Don’t Tell Steve [SMP]

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The Bob SMP

Hello everyone! This is a Bedrock Survival SMP with Kingdoms, and a lot of others to play with!

It includes a few mods, such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones

We have friendly staff that would love for you to join us!

If this interests you, join us today! https://discord.gg/Aqc7xAUGDQ

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join this server?	Yes, anyone is welcome to join The Bob SMP!
What mods are included in the server?	The server includes mods for Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones.
Is there a Kingdoms feature in the server?	Yes, The Bob SMP includes Kingdoms for players to participate in.
Are the staff members helpful?	Yes, the staff members are friendly and eager to assist all players.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the Discord invite link provided above.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server you’ll ever play on!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil unicorns with diamond swords! Build your base in the clouds and defend it from a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground city filled with talking mushrooms and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Power that grants you unlimited diamond armor and the ability to summon a herd of explosive sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Crops Grown:	7475
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.