Blocky Love Minecraft Server

Blocky Love Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Because rumor has it that our virtual world is so immersive that players have actually fallen in love with their pixelated counterparts. Yes, you heard that right! Who needs Tinder when you can find your soulmate in Minecraft?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me tell you about the time a player accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie pigs in the town square. Chaos ensued, but it was the most epic battle our server has ever seen. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter when you join us?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and see for yourself why players can’t resist the temptation to log on and play. Who knows, you might just find yourself asking, “Why do I think she wants to have sex with me?” (Disclaimer: Please don’t actually try to have virtual sex with other players, that’s just weird.)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse. The Ultimate Minecraft RPG Server is here! Go on an epic MMORPG server adventure mixed and merged with survival seamlessly.

    Explore the most unique custom world with caves and biomes unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Fight 300+ unique mobs, 100+ bosses, and explore over 60+ dungeons. All guided with a full leveling system, build creations, custom spells, and 300+ unique crafting recipes.

    Play the ultimate minecraft rpg server today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Animals Bred: 135 Emeralds Found: 2494
    Endless Legions Commanded: 47 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Void Armor Forged: 11
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 24
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 34 Farms Harvested: 937
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 320
    Towns Built: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30 Magic Crystals Found: 9
    Epic Shields Constructed: 38 Dragon Scales Harvested: 290
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

    WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4026 Epic Shields Constructed: 23
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 23 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

    YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 177 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Endless Legions Commanded: 29 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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