| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us for the most simplistic graphics you’ve ever seen, but don’t worry, it’s easily moddable (because who doesn’t love a good mod?). Turn are resolved simultaneously, so get ready to plan battles like a strategic mastermind!
Check out our outdated pastebin for extra laughs, join our Steam group where anything goes, and dive into the multiplayer guide for some chaotic fun. And if you need a break from the madness, why not try the Llamaserver for a change of pace?
But that’s not all! We have fan art, balance mods, and even a Pretender calculator to keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember, the Pantokrator from last time is still ruling the server – will you be the one to take them down? Join now and find out!
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 115 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 24 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 247 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 48 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
But that’s not all, we also have a secret cult of villagers who worship the almighty diamond block. Join them in their crazy rituals and maybe you’ll gain some magical powers (or just end up with a bad case of villageritis).
So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your sanity and the very fabric of Minecraft reality, then join us now! But be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back.
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got exclusive Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1, Fallout 2, Fallout 3, and New Vegas resources that will blow your mind. Need a modlist for Fallout 3? We’ve got you covered. Want to join a mod repository for all things Fallout? Look no further! And don’t even get me started on the OP Pasta – it’s a game-changer.
So why should you join our server? Well, how about the fact that we have a pre-war thread that will take you back in time before the bombs fell? Or the fact that we have a secret underground bunker where players can team up to take on the toughest challenges?
If you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly epic, then look no further. Join us on our Fallout-themed server and let the chaos begin! Remember, war. War never changes.
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 22 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Llamas, who are said to grant wishes to those who can out-dance them in a dance-off. And rumor has it that deep in the caves, there lies a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.
So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. She’s going the distance, are you?
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 115 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 986 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Join our server for the chance to ride giant mutant squids through the sky, battle evil llamas in epic dance-offs, and build a castle made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players dare to ride, a hidden treasure trove guarded by explosive kittens, and a friendly community of players who are just as wacky as you.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh, cry, and rage-quit in equal measures. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 193 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 875 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Buildings Constructed: | 21 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2468 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Magic Crystals Found: | 14 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
