| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1036 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join us on KINO for a chance to ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens. But beware, these chickens have mastered the art of ninjutsu and will stop at nothing to defeat you!
Feeling a bit peckish? No problem! Our server is home to a magical oven that cooks up the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Just be careful not to eat too many, or you might turn into a cake yourself!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: on KINO, every player gets their own personal unicorn to ride around on. It’s like a magical pony, but with way more sparkles and rainbows!
So what are you waiting for? Join KINO today and experience Minecraft like never before! But be warned, once you enter our crazy world, there’s no turning back.
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 26 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join us for epic robot battles, where you can pit your trusty Minecraft skills against advanced AI from the future. Will you come out victorious, or will you be defeated by a robot with a filter so advanced it makes your head spin?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret underground labs where you can experiment with time travel and unlock hidden powers. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in these mysterious labs?
So come on down to our Minecraft server and witness the insanity for yourself! Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie looking for a wild ride, this server is guaranteed to provide hours of entertainment and wacky fun. Join us now and get ready to discover what filters other robots have in the year of the lord 2005+19!
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 9 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 165 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where we embrace the absurd and take trolling to a whole new level. Need a break from the monotony of everyday life? Come chill with us and unleash your inner troll!
We have crazy events like “Dysphoria Day” where players can roleplay as different genders and troll each other in the most outrageous ways possible. It’s a wild and wacky experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So why wait? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue. Just remember, leave your sanity at the door!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8152 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 16 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 59 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us for epic battles against giant virtual YouTubers, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted vtuber idol, and even participate in wacky game shows hosted by Minecraft chickens! But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart – rumors say that if you make a wrong turn, you might end up in a dimension where everything is made out of chocolate cake (delicious, but not very practical for survival).
So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. Who knows what kind of shenanigans and tomfoolery you’ll get into – one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored again!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Join us for the dankest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Our server is so lit, you’ll think you’re in the nether! And speaking of the nether, we have a special “Pass the BONG” event where players compete to see who can get the highest in-game while navigating through a maze of lava and pigmen. It’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – our server also has a custom plugin that turns all the animals into stoned versions of themselves. That’s right, you’ll be walking around with a herd of high cows and trippy chickens following you everywhere you go. It’s like a psychedelic farm party!
So why wait? Join our server now and let the good times roll (literally, if you find some rolling papers in-game). Just remember to pass the BONG and enjoy the ride!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 17 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join us on our server and witness the epic saga of the sirs who did it all! Why did they do it, you ask? Well, let us tell you a tale of sirs who were so crazy, they built a giant statue of a potato and held a dance party on top of it! And that’s just the beginning of their outrageous adventures.
But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on flying llamas, battle evil unicorns, and even have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire! We promise you’ll never be bored on our server, because the sirs who did it all will keep you entertained with their hilarious antics.
So come on down and join our Minecraft server for the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous gaming experience of your life! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of why the sirs did it all in the first place.
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4940 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join us if you want to experience a world where you can create your own insane stories, like orchestrating a scandalous love triangle involving a mentally ill fat goth girl and a 5’4 gnome she settled for. Will you choose to make her cheat with you and send the video to her unsuspecting fiance right after they get married, or will you break her heart by dumping her for someone better, claiming you never loved her and were just horny and desperate? The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and chaos reign supreme! Join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 196 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 12 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4442 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Animals Bred: | 132 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Venture through our pixelated world and discover hidden treasures guarded by Olivia’s most loyal minions. But beware, for the pop star herself may lurk around the corner, ready to challenge you to a build battle or a dance-off.
Join now for a chance to prove your allegiance to the one and only Olivia Rodrigo and become a certified goon in her epic thread of mischief and mayhem! Hurry, before the paparazzi catch wind of our shenanigans and try to crash the party!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 8 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
On our server, we have a special event where the cows have learned how to breakdance and challenge players to a dance-off for epic loot. And don’t even get us started on the killer rabbits that have formed a gang and demand tribute in the form of diamond carrots.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive “Patrick, the Pantless Enderman” who roams the lands in search of fashionable pants to wear. Join us and help him find the perfect pair of trousers to complete his look.
So why waste your time with degrees and boring real life responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is how many laughs you can have in a day!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Picture this: You’re navigating through the virtual world, grooving to the funky beats of Parappa the Rapper and shredding on the guitar in Um Jammer Lammy. But wait, there’s a twist! Instead of using controllers, you have to mine blocks and build instruments to keep the rhythm going. It’s like DDR meets Minecraft meets a rock concert all in one!
But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that it actually transports you into the games themselves. You’ll feel like you’re rapping with Parappa or jamming out with Lammy in real life. Plus, the graphics are so high-quality that you’ll swear you’re playing on a PS5.
So why waste your time and money buying a new console when you can join our Minecraft server for the ultimate Parappa/Um Jammer Lammy experience? Trust us, it’ll rock your world in ways you never imagined. Join now and get ready to game like never before!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
