| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join us for epic battles against giant virtual YouTubers, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted vtuber idol, and even participate in wacky game shows hosted by Minecraft chickens! But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart – rumors say that if you make a wrong turn, you might end up in a dimension where everything is made out of chocolate cake (delicious, but not very practical for survival).
So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. Who knows what kind of shenanigans and tomfoolery you’ll get into – one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored again!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 25 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join us for the dankest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Our server is so lit, you’ll think you’re in the nether! And speaking of the nether, we have a special “Pass the BONG” event where players compete to see who can get the highest in-game while navigating through a maze of lava and pigmen. It’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – our server also has a custom plugin that turns all the animals into stoned versions of themselves. That’s right, you’ll be walking around with a herd of high cows and trippy chickens following you everywhere you go. It’s like a psychedelic farm party!
So why wait? Join our server now and let the good times roll (literally, if you find some rolling papers in-game). Just remember to pass the BONG and enjoy the ride!
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8771 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Join us on our server and witness the epic saga of the sirs who did it all! Why did they do it, you ask? Well, let us tell you a tale of sirs who were so crazy, they built a giant statue of a potato and held a dance party on top of it! And that’s just the beginning of their outrageous adventures.
But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on flying llamas, battle evil unicorns, and even have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire! We promise you’ll never be bored on our server, because the sirs who did it all will keep you entertained with their hilarious antics.
So come on down and join our Minecraft server for the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous gaming experience of your life! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of why the sirs did it all in the first place.
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 199 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Join us if you want to experience a world where you can create your own insane stories, like orchestrating a scandalous love triangle involving a mentally ill fat goth girl and a 5’4 gnome she settled for. Will you choose to make her cheat with you and send the video to her unsuspecting fiance right after they get married, or will you break her heart by dumping her for someone better, claiming you never loved her and were just horny and desperate? The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and chaos reign supreme! Join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 39 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 4838 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Venture through our pixelated world and discover hidden treasures guarded by Olivia’s most loyal minions. But beware, for the pop star herself may lurk around the corner, ready to challenge you to a build battle or a dance-off.
Join now for a chance to prove your allegiance to the one and only Olivia Rodrigo and become a certified goon in her epic thread of mischief and mayhem! Hurry, before the paparazzi catch wind of our shenanigans and try to crash the party!
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 163 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 19 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
On our server, we have a special event where the cows have learned how to breakdance and challenge players to a dance-off for epic loot. And don’t even get us started on the killer rabbits that have formed a gang and demand tribute in the form of diamond carrots.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive “Patrick, the Pantless Enderman” who roams the lands in search of fashionable pants to wear. Join us and help him find the perfect pair of trousers to complete his look.
So why waste your time with degrees and boring real life responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is how many laughs you can have in a day!
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 79 | Magic Items Found: | 3733 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Picture this: You’re navigating through the virtual world, grooving to the funky beats of Parappa the Rapper and shredding on the guitar in Um Jammer Lammy. But wait, there’s a twist! Instead of using controllers, you have to mine blocks and build instruments to keep the rhythm going. It’s like DDR meets Minecraft meets a rock concert all in one!
But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that it actually transports you into the games themselves. You’ll feel like you’re rapping with Parappa or jamming out with Lammy in real life. Plus, the graphics are so high-quality that you’ll swear you’re playing on a PS5.
So why waste your time and money buying a new console when you can join our Minecraft server for the ultimate Parappa/Um Jammer Lammy experience? Trust us, it’ll rock your world in ways you never imagined. Join now and get ready to game like never before!
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 26 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Join us for the most simplistic graphics you’ve ever seen, but don’t worry, it’s easily moddable (because who doesn’t love a good mod?). Turn are resolved simultaneously, so get ready to plan battles like a strategic mastermind!
Check out our outdated pastebin for extra laughs, join our Steam group where anything goes, and dive into the multiplayer guide for some chaotic fun. And if you need a break from the madness, why not try the Llamaserver for a change of pace?
But that’s not all! We have fan art, balance mods, and even a Pretender calculator to keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember, the Pantokrator from last time is still ruling the server – will you be the one to take them down? Join now and find out!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 90 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 50 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 137 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 20 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Void Armor Forged: | 23 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 199 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 9 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Buildings Constructed: | 23 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
