| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 24 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5720 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Venture through our pixelated world and discover hidden treasures guarded by Olivia’s most loyal minions. But beware, for the pop star herself may lurk around the corner, ready to challenge you to a build battle or a dance-off.
Join now for a chance to prove your allegiance to the one and only Olivia Rodrigo and become a certified goon in her epic thread of mischief and mayhem! Hurry, before the paparazzi catch wind of our shenanigans and try to crash the party!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
On our server, we have a special event where the cows have learned how to breakdance and challenge players to a dance-off for epic loot. And don’t even get us started on the killer rabbits that have formed a gang and demand tribute in the form of diamond carrots.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive “Patrick, the Pantless Enderman” who roams the lands in search of fashionable pants to wear. Join us and help him find the perfect pair of trousers to complete his look.
So why waste your time with degrees and boring real life responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is how many laughs you can have in a day!
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 21 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 42 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Picture this: You’re navigating through the virtual world, grooving to the funky beats of Parappa the Rapper and shredding on the guitar in Um Jammer Lammy. But wait, there’s a twist! Instead of using controllers, you have to mine blocks and build instruments to keep the rhythm going. It’s like DDR meets Minecraft meets a rock concert all in one!
But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that it actually transports you into the games themselves. You’ll feel like you’re rapping with Parappa or jamming out with Lammy in real life. Plus, the graphics are so high-quality that you’ll swear you’re playing on a PS5.
So why waste your time and money buying a new console when you can join our Minecraft server for the ultimate Parappa/Um Jammer Lammy experience? Trust us, it’ll rock your world in ways you never imagined. Join now and get ready to game like never before!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 20 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 26 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join us for the most simplistic graphics you’ve ever seen, but don’t worry, it’s easily moddable (because who doesn’t love a good mod?). Turn are resolved simultaneously, so get ready to plan battles like a strategic mastermind!
Check out our outdated pastebin for extra laughs, join our Steam group where anything goes, and dive into the multiplayer guide for some chaotic fun. And if you need a break from the madness, why not try the Llamaserver for a change of pace?
But that’s not all! We have fan art, balance mods, and even a Pretender calculator to keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember, the Pantokrator from last time is still ruling the server – will you be the one to take them down? Join now and find out!
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 3029 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6917 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 20 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 20 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 183 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
But that’s not all, we also have a secret cult of villagers who worship the almighty diamond block. Join them in their crazy rituals and maybe you’ll gain some magical powers (or just end up with a bad case of villageritis).
So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your sanity and the very fabric of Minecraft reality, then join us now! But be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back.
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5852 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 50 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got exclusive Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1, Fallout 2, Fallout 3, and New Vegas resources that will blow your mind. Need a modlist for Fallout 3? We’ve got you covered. Want to join a mod repository for all things Fallout? Look no further! And don’t even get me started on the OP Pasta – it’s a game-changer.
So why should you join our server? Well, how about the fact that we have a pre-war thread that will take you back in time before the bombs fell? Or the fact that we have a secret underground bunker where players can team up to take on the toughest challenges?
If you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly epic, then look no further. Join us on our Fallout-themed server and let the chaos begin! Remember, war. War never changes.
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 24 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Llamas, who are said to grant wishes to those who can out-dance them in a dance-off. And rumor has it that deep in the caves, there lies a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.
So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. She’s going the distance, are you?
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2361 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join our server for the chance to ride giant mutant squids through the sky, battle evil llamas in epic dance-offs, and build a castle made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players dare to ride, a hidden treasure trove guarded by explosive kittens, and a friendly community of players who are just as wacky as you.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh, cry, and rage-quit in equal measures. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime!
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
