| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Emeralds Found: | 785 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 805324 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of friendly zombie villagers who love to trade rare items for emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the chickens – they wear tiny crowns and rule over their own kingdom within the server.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers show off their dance moves, and if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon wearing sunglasses and sipping on a potion cocktail.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure and prepare to have your mind blown! (Disclaimer: Mind may not actually be blown, but you’ll definitely have a great time).
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Have you ever wanted to ride a flying pig off into the sunset? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Let your imagination run wild as you create the most outrageous creations you can think of.
One time, a player built an entire city made out of giant pizzas. And guess what? The villagers loved it! They even started hosting pizza parties every Saturday night.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground cavern filled with glittering diamonds and dancing zombies. It’s like a disco party down there, except with more brains and bling!
So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have. Just be careful not to fall into the lava pit while laughing at all the crazy shenanigans happening around you. The river may be wild, but our server is even wilder!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 44 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
👽Join us as we discuss all things Modded Minecraft, from crazy modpacks to wacky build ideas. And don’t forget to update us on your latest mod creations for some hilarious feedback! 👾
🚨In breaking news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been annihilated! But fear not, PollyMC is here to save the day and let you keep playing without a Microsoft account. Take that, M$! 😜
🔥Check out our Useful Links for all the latest and greatest resources, from a Curseforge Search that’s out of this world to a Flavor of the Month Launcher that says “no” to Microsoft. And if you’ve been shafted by M$, we’ve got a 1.7.10 server authentication option just for you. You can still [multi]play with us! 🎉
💡Need some inspiration for your next Minecraft masterpiece? We’ve got you covered with Ideas, Albums, Resources & Inspiration galore. And don’t forget to read our General FAQ before bombarding us with questions about mod-making guides or where to download stuff. We’ve got it all laid out for you! 📚
🕳️So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us on our Minecraft adventures. Who knows, you might stumble upon an abandoned mineshaft that will lead you to untold riches! See you in the game, crazy crafters! 🚀🌈
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 993 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join us as we journey through the unknown future together, just like Rin and Shirou. Who knows what crazy adventures await us as we become better builders than we started out as. From epic battles to building magnificent structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why settle for anything less when you can join a Minecraft server that is truly the best route to take? Join us now and let’s create our own fate together!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Void Armor Forged: | 13 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 254 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 17 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join us on KINO for a chance to ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens. But beware, these chickens have mastered the art of ninjutsu and will stop at nothing to defeat you!
Feeling a bit peckish? No problem! Our server is home to a magical oven that cooks up the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Just be careful not to eat too many, or you might turn into a cake yourself!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: on KINO, every player gets their own personal unicorn to ride around on. It’s like a magical pony, but with way more sparkles and rainbows!
So what are you waiting for? Join KINO today and experience Minecraft like never before! But be warned, once you enter our crazy world, there’s no turning back.
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 85 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 8 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 160 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join us for epic robot battles, where you can pit your trusty Minecraft skills against advanced AI from the future. Will you come out victorious, or will you be defeated by a robot with a filter so advanced it makes your head spin?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret underground labs where you can experiment with time travel and unlock hidden powers. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in these mysterious labs?
So come on down to our Minecraft server and witness the insanity for yourself! Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie looking for a wild ride, this server is guaranteed to provide hours of entertainment and wacky fun. Join us now and get ready to discover what filters other robots have in the year of the lord 2005+19!
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where we embrace the absurd and take trolling to a whole new level. Need a break from the monotony of everyday life? Come chill with us and unleash your inner troll!
We have crazy events like “Dysphoria Day” where players can roleplay as different genders and troll each other in the most outrageous ways possible. It’s a wild and wacky experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So why wait? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue. Just remember, leave your sanity at the door!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 85 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 146 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us for epic battles against giant virtual YouTubers, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted vtuber idol, and even participate in wacky game shows hosted by Minecraft chickens! But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart – rumors say that if you make a wrong turn, you might end up in a dimension where everything is made out of chocolate cake (delicious, but not very practical for survival).
So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. Who knows what kind of shenanigans and tomfoolery you’ll get into – one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored again!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join us for the dankest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Our server is so lit, you’ll think you’re in the nether! And speaking of the nether, we have a special “Pass the BONG” event where players compete to see who can get the highest in-game while navigating through a maze of lava and pigmen. It’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – our server also has a custom plugin that turns all the animals into stoned versions of themselves. That’s right, you’ll be walking around with a herd of high cows and trippy chickens following you everywhere you go. It’s like a psychedelic farm party!
So why wait? Join our server now and let the good times roll (literally, if you find some rolling papers in-game). Just remember to pass the BONG and enjoy the ride!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 673 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join us on our server and witness the epic saga of the sirs who did it all! Why did they do it, you ask? Well, let us tell you a tale of sirs who were so crazy, they built a giant statue of a potato and held a dance party on top of it! And that’s just the beginning of their outrageous adventures.
But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on flying llamas, battle evil unicorns, and even have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire! We promise you’ll never be bored on our server, because the sirs who did it all will keep you entertained with their hilarious antics.
So come on down and join our Minecraft server for the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous gaming experience of your life! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of why the sirs did it all in the first place.
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7609 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 21 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us if you want to experience a world where you can create your own insane stories, like orchestrating a scandalous love triangle involving a mentally ill fat goth girl and a 5’4 gnome she settled for. Will you choose to make her cheat with you and send the video to her unsuspecting fiance right after they get married, or will you break her heart by dumping her for someone better, claiming you never loved her and were just horny and desperate? The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and chaos reign supreme! Join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 7769 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 |
| Potions Brewed: | 193 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
