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Players: 99/500 Votes: 9426
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, come join our server and experience the wildest ride of your life! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

Join us and you’ll get to ride on flying pigs, battle dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? No problem, just send your trusty zombie friend to do the dirty work!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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  • BlockyDadSwag

    BlockyDadSwag
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 4400
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with deadbeat dads and their questionable fashion choices for your child? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

    Join us and build a virtual world where your child can wear whatever shirt they want, without any judgment from absentee parents in the Air Force. Let your creativity run wild as you explore vast landscapes and mine for resources to create the ultimate daddy-issue-free paradise.

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave the daddy drama behind! Who needs a “daddy’s little man” shirt when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny?

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BlockAndRoll

    BlockAndRoll
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 7554
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Alien Abductions: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 New Chunks Explored: 177004
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting ganked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Join our server and learn the ancient art of block-fu to defend yourself against any pixelated foe! Our players have survived countless zombie hordes and even tamed a wild Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and sheer determination. So if you want to become a Minecraft ninja warrior, join us and unleash your inner Steve Seagal!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCraftyUkraine Server

    MineCraftyUkraine Server
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 3360
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 30 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Votes: 803 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? ukraine is like, nah man, we don’t wanna be just a boring ol’ place for digging up stuff. we wanna be cool and fun and stuff. so, like, join our minecraft server, where we have diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

    zelensky himself said, “come join us, we have the best parties in all of minecraft land. we have a secret village where all the villagers are actually secret agents in disguise. you never know who you’re talking to, man.”

    so, like, if you wanna be part of the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever, come join us. ukraine is where it’s at, baby.

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  • CraftyFrogWarBlame

    CraftyFrogWarBlame
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 3855
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Falling into the Void: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 95 Buildings Constructed: 47
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14 Runes Activated: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you heard about this minecraft server that is, like, totally lit? it’s like, the coolest place to be, man. like, imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers dance. that’s what this server is all about.

    you gotta join because, like, the admin is a wizard who can summon diamonds out of thin air. no joke, man. you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time.

    oh, and get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties. they have a DJ booth made out of emeralds and everything. it’s lit, bro.

    plus, there’s this rumor going around that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. i know, right? it’s like a fairy tale come to life.

    so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever. you won’t regret it, dude. trust me.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Crafty Companions: Relationship Readiness

    Crafty Companions: Relationship Readiness
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 902
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Mythical Quests Completed: 18 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 193838 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, this server is like totally the place to be if you wanna find out if you’re ready for a serious romantic relationship, bro. Our researchers have discovered that your friends can like, totally tell if you’re ready to commit or not. Join us and let your pals decide if you’re relationship material or if you should just stick to mining diamonds in Minecraft. Plus, we have epic builds and crazy mini-games to keep you entertained while you wait for your friends’ verdict. So, like, come join us and see if you’re ready to find love or if you’re better off building a castle all by yourself.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • karlssonSMP

    karlssonSMP
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 2567
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 26

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 4 launched on January 3rd, 2025!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with antigrief features.
    Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    Shopping District Enjoy a community-driven shopping district.
    25k World Border Explore an expansive world filled with opportunities and adventure.
    Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their browser.
    Map Resets Fresh starts every 6 months to keep things exciting (Season 4 started January 3rd, 2025!)
    Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    Player Head Drops Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.
    Silence Me Datapack Keep those noisy mobs quiet when you need a little peace.
    Universal Dyeing Datapack Unleash your creativity with easier dye options.

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    Platform Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location Europe
    Current Version 1.21.4

    ⏩ How to Join: Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Eternal Quest 1.20.2

    Eternal Quest 1.20.2
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 1955
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 64 Emeralds Found: 1562
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. It’s so lit, it’ll make you question if you’re actually living in a simulation.

    I mean, come on, the admins on this server are like wizards who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. They’ll hook you up with enchanted gear, epic builds, and maybe even a pet dragon if you’re lucky.

    And don’t even get me started on the players on this server. They’re like a bunch of crazed villagers on a sugar rush, but in a good way. You’ll never have a dull moment with these nutjobs around.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now before I lose my mind and start building a giant statue of a potato in the spawn area. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NapCraft Minecraft Server

    NapCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 3725
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 38 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Legendary Items Repaired: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the snoring nightmare and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us and build your dream house with soundproof walls to block out any unwanted noise – even the loudest of snores won’t stand a chance here!

    Our server is the perfect place for those who are tired of being woken up by snoring spouses and are looking for a peaceful night’s sleep. We offer special earplug power-ups and anti-snoring potions to help you combat the noise and finally get some rest.

    Don’t worry about your husband’s anger issues when you wake him up – on our server, everyone is too busy building epic structures and exploring new lands to get mad about a little disturbance. Plus, our friendly community is always here to lend a helping hand (or earplug) when needed.

    So come join us on this snore-free adventure and say goodbye to sleepless nights and frustrating naps. Build, explore, and conquer the night – all without the sound of a single snore to disturb you. See you in the game!

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  • BF’sBlockParty

    BF’sBlockParty
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 7787
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 222 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Runes Activated: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your friends.

    Looking for a server where you can relax and unwind? Our server offers a special supplement that helps you relax just like the one in the story above! Take a virtual dose and watch your stress melt away as you explore our vast world.

    But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Just like the OP in the story, you may encounter unexpected responses and intense situations. Will you brush off the challenges or face them head-on like a true warrior?

    So come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few “idk” moments along the way. Who knows, you might just discover something new about yourself in the process. See you in the world of blocks!

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  • RichVsPoorMC SMP

    RichVsPoorMC SMP
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 8217
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 New Chunks Explored: 680584
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 427 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 20
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, have you heard about this new Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally insane! Like, the admins are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world or something. But don’t worry, they’re super chill and just want to build cool stuff with us.

    And get this, the whole server is divided into two factions: the Rich/Connected and the Poor/Unconnected. It’s like a battle of the classes, but with blocks and mobs and stuff. The Rich/Connected have all the diamonds and enchanted gear, while the Poor/Unconnected have to scavenge for scraps and build dirt huts.

    But wait, there’s more! The server events are like, next level crazy. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion and had to fight off an army of clucking monsters. And another time, we all got turned into llamas and had to race to the finish line. It was wild, man.

    So if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, I swear. Plus, the community is super friendly and always down for a laugh. Come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyAdviceGoneWrong

    CraftyAdviceGoneWrong
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 6062
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 363
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “be nice to others” and “don’t grief”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our outrageous life advice that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew!

    Join our server and learn why stealing your friend’s diamonds is actually a sign of true friendship. Build a giant statue of yourself in the spawn area to assert dominance over the other players. And remember, the best way to deal with a creeper is to give it a hug and tell it all your deepest secrets.

    So if you’re ready to throw common sense out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on our server for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

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  • Blocky Bolsonaro’s Big Trouble

    Blocky Bolsonaro’s Big Trouble
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 5757
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    New Chunks Explored: 208472 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where the players are all like super heroes and villains from different dimensions? like, there’s this one dude who’s a mix between iron man and a creeper, and he goes around blowing up buildings with his repulsor blasts. and then there’s this chick who’s part enderman and part wonder woman, and she can teleport anywhere she wants and lasso bad guys with her ender pearls. it’s like a comic book come to life, but in minecraft form!

    oh, and get this, the server is run by a group of talking llamas who wear top hats and monocles. they’re all like, “good day, sir or madam, would you care for a spot of tea while we discuss our plans for world domination?” it’s so random and hilarious, you just gotta see it to believe it.

    plus, there’s this secret underground base where all the players can hang out and plot their next big adventure. it’s got a disco ball, a lava pit for roasting marshmallows, and a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses. because why not, right?

    so come join us on this wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • BlockyHeartBeat: Childhood Trauma Survivors

    BlockyHeartBeat: Childhood Trauma Survivors
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 6782
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 152
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Potions Brewed: 60 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join dis CRAZY minecraft server where we only accept childhood trauma survivors!! 😂 our players have BLUNTED cardiovascular responses to social stress, so you know it’s gonna be a WILD ride! when exposed to social stress, these individuals experience smaller changes in heart rate and blood pressure, making for some HILARIOUS moments in-game. this diminished response is associated with increased social anxiety, but who cares when you’re having this much FUN?! join now for a server experience like no other! 😜🎮 #minecraftmadness #traumateam

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  • Mystic Mine Quest 1.21.1

    Mystic Mine Quest 1.21.1
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 5405
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 15 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 3794
    Falling into the Void: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 74
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Farms Harvested: 786
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, forget about facesitting, come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a virtual world!

    We have so many crazy things happening on our server that you’ll forget all about facesitting. Just imagine riding a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of zombies with a diamond sword!

    Join us for the most epic adventures and hilarious moments that will make you question reality. Who needs facesitting when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Trust me, it’s way more fun!

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  • MomCrafter Minecraft Server

    MomCrafter Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 6498
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Villages Defended: 12
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Dimension Hops: 7
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 8029
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and exploring endless worlds!

    We have a strict no smoking policy on our server, because we care about your health and well-being. So if you’re tired of dealing with smokers in your life, come join us where the only thing smoking is our redstone contraptions!

    Join us and you’ll never have to worry about taking care of anyone else ever again. Just focus on mining, crafting, and having a great time with our friendly community of players. Who needs chemotherapy when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to fight?

    So come join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun building a castle than taking care of your mom with stage ng cancer.

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