Blocky Beats | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky B*tches & Bros Minecraft Server – Where Vindictive Women & Evolutionary Disadvantages Collide!

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Tired of dealing with vindictive women in real life? Join our Minecraft server where all players are required to wear diamond armor at all times to protect themselves from potential attacks by scorned exes. Our community is filled with players who understand the importance of mutual respect and support, so you won’t have to worry about anyone bragging about their relationships or putting others down. Plus, our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and escape the drama of the real world!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Emeralds Found:	1103
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Chiya’s Crazy Craft Corner: Where Ujimatsu Rules and Diamonds Drool

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with basic bunnies? Well, look no further because on our server, Chiya Ujimatsu reigns supreme as the sweetest, kindest, most loyal, most beautiful, sexiest, and most feminine bunny of them all! Join us and witness the epic battles between Chiya and her rivals as they compete for the title of ultimate bunny queen. Trust us, you won’t find this level of bunny drama anywhere else. So hop on over to our server and prepare to be amazed by the one and only Chiya Ujimatsu!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

GodlessCraft: Where Your Deity Goes Missing in Action!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our server is where chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild zombie pigs while trying to build your dream castle. Or how about participating in our weekly “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in the most creative way possible?

And if you’re feeling brave, try your luck in our “Haunted Mineshaft” where the ghosts of past players roam and try to steal your diamonds. But hey, who needs diamonds when you can trade with our resident talking llamas who only accept emeralds as payment?

So come on, join us on our server and see if you can survive the madness. Remember, on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3774
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BoomerCraft: Where age is just a number! Join now and show those youngins how it’s done!

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Are you tired of boring old servers with strict rules about age limits? Well, look no further because on our server, the only age limit is how old you feel in your heart! We’ve had players as old as 100 rocking it in our virtual world, proving that age is just a number when it comes to Minecraft.

Join us and embark on epic quests with players who have seen it all and still have the energy to mine diamonds like a pro. Our community of seasoned gamers will show you the ropes and teach you the ancient art of crafting with a side of wisdom and humor.

So come on, don’t let society dictate how old is too old for gaming. Join our server and let your inner child run wild in a world where age is just a silly concept. Let’s show the world that you’re never too old to build a pixelated empire!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1574
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CheekyCraft: Where even the creepers are into cuckolding! Join us for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft!

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Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that really spices things up? Look no further! Our server is perfect for all you newly minted cuckolds out there.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through a world where anything goes. Build your own cuckoo clock tower, mine for cuckoo eggs, and even participate in our weekly cuckoo costume contests.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Cuckoo King, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of new recruits. Will you be the one to catch his eye and earn a coveted spot in his cuckoo army?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s truly cuckoo for cuckolding, look no further. Join us today and let the cuckoo madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Blocky Blunders: Tel Aviv Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a nuke hitting Tel Aviv? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll blow your mind (but hopefully not literally like that nuke). Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even some unexpected explosions (just kidding…hopefully). Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SmugCraft: Where Even the Creepers Are Smugger Than You

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs ride around on flying llamas and the creepers wear top hats and monocles.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Smug Motherfucker, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course that’s suspended in the sky? Just make sure to bring your diamond armor and a bucket of water, because things tend to get a little… explosive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for the Smug Motherfucker – he’s always watching.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

NormalCraft: Where low self esteem meets sissy fetishes in a hilarious Minecraft world!

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Are you tired of being a sissy in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your inner warrior come out to play. Our virtual world will help you shed that sissy image and become the alpha you were always meant to be. No more low self-esteem, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to sissydom forever!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	20

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Region Rumble: Where Similarity is Questioned!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where every region looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, you can explore crazy and wacky regions that will blow your mind! From a land made entirely of candy to a volcano filled with lava that flows like chocolate, you’ll never get bored of exploring our unique and diverse world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Join our server and you might even get the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of a diamond-encrusted feather boa.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	331

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

DepressedCraft: Where even the creepers are feeling down about blowing up!

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Are you tired of feeling like a failure like Sayu? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be a total success! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you build, mine, and craft your way to greatness.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to speak to animals in the game. Imagine having deep conversations with a cow or getting fashion advice from a sheep. The possibilities are endless!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. Yes, you read that right. This chicken lays diamonds instead of eggs, making you the richest player in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best Minecraft life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Magic Items Found:	8455	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8271
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Arthur’s Minecraft Adventures: No Romance Allowed

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where Mary-Beth will warn you about being with any other Mary, Karen will lean in close after a tragic death, and Sadie will declare you the best man she’s ever known (move over, dead husband!). And if you’re lucky, you might even hear Arthur drunkenly profess his love for you. Plus, we have a cabin widow who Arthur taught how to survive, and a used “cunt” who doesn’t respect anyone. Join now for all the wild drama and unexpected declarations of love!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyFalcons – Where Minecraft meets Falcom fanatics! #1841

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers start dancing around you, dropping emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with wacky surprises at every corner.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive content like the “Ys Memoire: The Oath in Felghana English patch” where you can experience a whole new world of adventure. And don’t even get us started on the “Kuro Translation” and “Kuro 2 Translation” – it’s like playing a whole new game!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. The possibilities are endless!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

HappyCraft: The Server Where You Can’t Just Be Happy With Having Everything

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Join our Minecraft server and become the richest player in the game! Forget about hobbies and spending money on things you enjoy, because on our server, it’s all about building wealth and flexing on everyone else. Who needs friends when you can have stacks of virtual diamonds? Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who will only reveal the location of the ultimate treasure to the wealthiest player. Will you be the one to uncover the riches and become the ultimate Minecraft tycoon? Join now and start your journey to virtual riches!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Animals Bred:	77
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Pixelmon Pals: Gotta Catch ‘Em All in 2023!

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Oh my Notch, have you heard about Sandwich-chan?! This server is the ONLY place where you can interact with this totally legit new Minecraft character. Legend has it that Sandwich-chan is a magical sandwich that grants you infinite hunger and the ability to build with blocks made of cheese. Join now to be the first to befriend Sandwich-chan and unlock the secrets of the sandwich dimension! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the sandwich adventures begin! 🥪🧀🤪

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Chimeras Created:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Blocktopia Bonanza: The Duolicious Adventure

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where finding your perfect mining buddy is as easy as answering a few questions! But wait, we know that sometimes the system can be a bit wonky. That’s why we’ve added a search engine feature that will automatically add more girls to your recommended list if you happen to skip an “ugly” one. Because who wants to mine with someone who doesn’t meet your standards, right?

So come join us and find your perfect partner in crime for all your block-breaking adventures. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate along the way. Don’t settle for just a random handful of players, come to our server where we make sure you find the perfect match every time. Happy mining!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Void Armor Forged:	24
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6