Blocky Beats | New Minecraft Servers 2024

KittyCraft: Where grief turns into crafting adventures! RIP Fluffy

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the purr-fect place for all your blocky adventures! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a virtual army of cats who will keep you company as you build, mine, and explore.

Our server is so awesome that even my cat, who just passed away after 16 glorious years of meowing and knocking things off shelves, would have wanted you to join. She was a fierce warrior in the world of Minecraft, slaying creepers with her mighty paws and ruling over her kingdom of catnip with an iron paw.

So come on down to our server and pay tribute to my fallen feline friend by building a giant statue of her in the town square. And who knows, maybe you’ll even spot her ghostly form wandering the pixelated plains, still on the prowl for adventure. Join now and let the meow-tastic fun begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Potions Brewed:	86	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Meteorites Collected:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Minecraft Band Camp: ‘Hibike Euphonium Edition’

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the diamond in the rough! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them. Plus, our server has a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasures just waiting to be discovered. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BootyCraft: Where Butts and Blocks Collide!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the party is at!

Join us and you might just meet your future Minecraft BFF who will show you their pixelated booty – who knows if it’s actually theirs or if they just found it on the internet, but hey, we’re all about having a good time here!

So come on over and make some new friends, explore crazy builds, and who knows, maybe you’ll even find some hidden treasures along the way. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join our server today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Potions Brewed:	125	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crafty Hobo Kingdom: Where UK outspends France and pigs fly!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your knowledge of geography? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Google can’t keep up.

Join us and find out why the UK spends more money than France – turns out they’re not just a hobo island after all! And don’t even get us started on Germany, Switzerland, and Austria – those Germans are out here cheating with two countries at once!

So if you’re ready for a gaming experience that will have you scratching your head and laughing out loud, join our server today. Who knows what other crazy secrets you’ll uncover!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Divine Spears Created:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftyNiji: Where Nijisanji EN Vtubers Build, Laugh, and Troll Together!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old blocks and mobs? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server, where the Nijisanji EN YouTubers come to play and create chaos like never before.

Imagine building a house with Petra Gurin while she serenades you with her angelic voice. Or exploring dungeons with Ethyria, where Millie Parfait will guide you through the treacherous traps and monsters.

But that’s not all! Join Luxiem and witness Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino engage in epic battles with Vox Akuma and Ike Eveland. It’s a showdown like no other!

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the realm of ILUNA, where Maria Mari0nette, Aia Amare, and Scarle Yonaguni will test your courage and wit in their twisted challenges.

But beware of XSOLEIL, where D_Dropscythe and Kotoka Torahime will lead you on a wild adventure filled with danger and excitement. And don’t even get me started on Krisis, where Vezalius Bandage and Tyrant Vanta will keep you on your toes at all times.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – unless you want to join in on the chaos, that is!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NinjaCraft: Slaying Creepers & Eating Sushi

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Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure in a Japanese RPG-inspired Minecraft server? Well, get ready to face the ultimate challenge because the final boss is none other than the Abrahamic God! That’s right, you’ll have to battle it out with the Almighty himself to claim victory and become the ultimate Minecraft champion.

But that’s not all, on this server, you’ll encounter crazy quests, insane monsters, and mind-boggling puzzles that will test your skills and wit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure that will make you the richest player in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey and show the world that you have what it takes to conquer the Japanese RPG Minecraft server with the craziest final boss ever!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	1975
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Blocky Borders: Because Creeper Diplomacy Failed

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Are you tired of constantly switching between Canadian and American dollars when you travel between the two countries? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect solution! Join us and experience the ultimate fusion of Canada and USA in one epic virtual world.

Imagine building a hockey rink next to the Statue of Liberty, or creating a Mountie-themed roller coaster in the Grand Canyon. The possibilities are endless on our server where borders are just a mere suggestion.

Forget about passports and visas, on our server you can freely roam between maple syrup forests and skyscraper-filled cities without a care in the world. So why wait? Join us now and experience the best of both worlds in one crazy Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyWasteland – Where creepers are the least of your worries

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring builds and predictable gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server where Harley has specced into a revolver build this time edition! That’s right, revolvers in Minecraft – who would have thought?

But wait, there’s more! We have Fallout 76 resources, Fallout 1 and 2 resources, and even Fallout 3 and New Vegas resources! You can immerse yourself in the post-apocalyptic world of Fallout while building your dream house in Minecraft.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that one player fell into a pit of FEV and came out stronger than ever! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and mutations await you on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected and the downright hilarious.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Animals Bred:	162
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dimension Hops:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CommieCraft: Where Socialists Mine for Equality and Iron Ore

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old generic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a wild jungle where chaos reigns supreme. Want to build a house made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Why not!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the infamous r9k gang, a group of players who only communicate in memes and left-wing podcasts. Join them for wild debates about the merits of universal healthcare while building giant statues of Bernie Sanders out of diamond blocks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Blocky Boys Club: Where BBC spam is the norm and creepers are the least of your worries!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or racing against a pack of explosive llamas in a high-speed minecart chase!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off! Will you be able to out-dab this elusive creature and earn its respect?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win fabulous prizes like enchanted golden carrots and rainbow sheep mounts!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers disguised as friendly villagers – they’re always up to no good!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	2358
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Confused Creeper’s Comedy Club: Where even the skeletons have a sense of humor!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even HIV can’t handle it! That’s right, we’ve got the cure for your gaming blues with our wild and wacky world where even North Africa is safer than the white man’s domain. Join us for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions and see why everyone is dying to get in (pun intended)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Void Gems Collected:	30
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Farms Harvested:	729
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BlockBusterCraft: Where your pixelated dreams come to life! #VCR

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to witness Dimitri’s epic fail of allowing the villagers to take over and turn the whole server into a wild party zone.

Need a break from the usual mining and crafting? Come on over and participate in our daily llama races where the winner gets a diamond pickaxe made out of pure gold!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King who rules over all the poultry in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on this server, anything goes!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4942
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Crops Grown:	7603
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Red vs Blue: Minecraft Madness – Where Teams Battle for Blocks and Bragging Rights!

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Tired of the same old red vs blue battles in every game? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve taken it to a whole new level with teams like neon pink vs radioactive green! Why settle for boring when you can have a rainbow of chaos?

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling it out in a world where the grass is purple and the sky is polka-dotted. Fight alongside your teammates in epic battles that will leave you questioning your sanity (in a good way, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Unicorn, a mystical creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Blocky Unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes (and a lifetime supply of diamond armor).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride of color, chaos, and craziness. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking creeper along the way!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MineTale – Digging for Determination in the Deltarune World of Blocks!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more pixelated than the blocks is your sense of humor! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with memes, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of madness.

Looking for a server that’s as picturesque as a Bob Ross painting? Look no further, because we’ve got landscapes that will make you want to build a cabin and live off the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the world of DELTARUNE, where you can battle enemies and make friends with quirky characters.

But that’s not all! We’ve got exclusive merch that will make your friends jealous, from Undertale artbooks to Deltarune plushies. And if you’re feeling extra creative, check out our writebins for inspiration or dive into our fangamebin for some truly wacky adventures.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Just be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to leave.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Blocky B*tches & Bros Minecraft Server – Where Vindictive Women & Evolutionary Disadvantages Collide!

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Tired of dealing with vindictive women in real life? Join our Minecraft server where all players are required to wear diamond armor at all times to protect themselves from potential attacks by scorned exes. Our community is filled with players who understand the importance of mutual respect and support, so you won’t have to worry about anyone bragging about their relationships or putting others down. Plus, our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and escape the drama of the real world!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3