Are you tired of playing on servers where everything is just too easy? Well, look no further because our server is like playing Minecraft on hard mode…while riding a llama blindfolded! We don’t discriminate against any players, whether you’re a black woman or a purple alien from outer space, everyone is welcome to join the chaos and madness that is our server. So come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of blocky adventures!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings: 4 Emeralds Found: 2809
Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
Secret Passages Found: 7 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
Endless Night Skies: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Blockheads Anonymous: How smart is /b/?

    Blockheads Anonymous: How smart is /b/?
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with explosive surprises and mind-bending challenges? Then look no further, because this server is the place to be!

    Join us and witness the legendary battles between players and a horde of zombie llamas that roam the land. But beware, these llamas are not your average creatures – they have a taste for diamond armor and will stop at nothing to claim it for themselves!

    Not only that, but our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep that can grant you special powers if you can catch them. Rumor has it that these sheep can make you fly, turn invisible, or even summon a giant chicken to fight by your side!

    So come on down and see for yourself just how smart /b/ really is on our server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 71
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • ChadCraft: Where Even Shorties Can Feel Like Giants!

    ChadCraft: Where Even Shorties Can Feel Like Giants!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where being two inches taller could make you a certified chad! But don’t worry, even if you’re just an inch short, you can still join the fun!

    Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and ridiculous shenanigans. Who needs height when you have a diamond sword and a creeper army at your disposal?

    So come on, level up your gaming experience and show the world that being vertically challenged is no match for your Minecraft skills. Join us now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Falling into the Void: 2
    Zombie Dances: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 77
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Chimeras Created: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 8121

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • ConfessCraft: Where Creepers spill their secrets!

    ConfessCraft: Where Creepers spill their secrets!
    Welcome to our Confess Minecraft server, where you can let out all your deepest secrets while building epic structures and battling mobs!

    Join us if you want to confess your undying love for Creepers or if you have a secret obsession with mining diamonds in your sleep.

    Our server is filled with secret tunnels that lead to hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted items and rare blocks. But be careful, you might stumble upon a group of zombie villagers having a dance party!

    If you’re feeling brave, take a dip in our lava pool and see if you can survive long enough to tell the tale. Or challenge other players to a build-off where the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for the rest of the day.

    So come join us on Confess and let your inner Minecraft warrior shine! Just remember, what happens in our server stays in our server…unless you confess it all in the chat.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • RAT Plebs Minecraft Server

    RAT Plebs Minecraft Server

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where only the elite players reign supreme! If you were in RAT back in the day, you’re a pleb. Simple as that. But fear not, for on our server, you can leave your pleb days behind and ascend to greatness!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, treasure hunts that lead to diamond-studded toilets, and building contests where the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend on our server. Join now and show the world that you are no longer a pleb, but a Minecraft master!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 185 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Forever Alone Craft

    Forever Alone Craft
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll find a girlfriend! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so magical that even the most socially awkward players will have a girlfriend in no time.

    Join us and witness the revolution in the Minecraft dating world. Our server is like a virtual love potion, attracting potential partners from all corners of the blocky universe.

    But beware, the political implications of finding a girlfriend on our server are huge. You might become a target for jealous players who will stop at nothing to steal your virtual love away. Will you be able to defend your relationship and build a fortress of love to protect it?

    So come on, join us and see for yourself the wonders of our Minecraft server. Who knew that mining blocks and slaying zombies could lead to finding true love?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Potions Brewed: 31 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6
    Magical Moments Shared: 25 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • BlockyBaguette – Crafting Chaos & Memes Galore!

    BlockyBaguette – Crafting Chaos & Memes Galore!
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server and embark on a journey filled with adventure, laughs, and absolute madness!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of creepers start breakdancing around you! Yes, that’s right, breakdancing creepers! Only on our server will you find such entertainment!

    But wait, there’s more! How about riding a pig into battle against an army of skeletons? Or building a rollercoaster that takes you through a nether portal and into a land of unicorns and rainbows? The possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our server now and be prepared for a wild ride like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Magic Items Found: 2183

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • ChunkyCraft: Where Size Doesn’t Matter!

    ChunkyCraft: Where Size Doesn’t Matter!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where only the most agile and nimble players are allowed! If you’re even slightly overweight, sorry but you can’t join because ROBOTS ONLY!

    Picture this: a world where robots roam free, building incredible structures and battling it out in epic PvP matches. But beware, if you’re caught sneaking in with a few extra pounds, you’ll be swiftly kicked out by our robotic overlords.

    Join us for a chance to prove your worth as a LEAN, MEAN, MINING MACHINE and show off your skills in our exclusive robot-only community. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD experience!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Magical Moments Shared: 17

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Minecraft Mayhem: Lycoris LOLz

    Minecraft Mayhem: Lycoris LOLz
    Get ready for Season 2 of our Minecraft server, where the pigs have learned how to fly and the creepers have started breakdancing! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds grow on trees and zombies have formed their own boy band.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with dancing llamas and a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that whoever finds this cave will be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s tallest water slide, where players can ride down on boats while dodging flaming arrows and dodging pesky skeletons. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Disco Enderman to a dance-off for a chance to win a stack of emeralds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us for Season 2 of our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 216 Void Gems Collected: 28
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Losing is Winning!

    Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Losing is Winning!

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our insane server where you can experience a 650% increase in fun compared to other servers!

    Join us and you’ll be saying, “Wow, 650%! How could I lose?” as you embark on epic quests, battle giant chickens, and build floating castles in the sky!

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret unicorn petting zoo, a disco party cave, and a time-traveling hot tub that will take you back to the dinosaur age!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Crafty Zionists: Minecraft Madness – WW3 Edition

    Crafty Zionists: Minecraft Madness – WW3 Edition
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIONS, LAUGHS, and UNICORNS riding LLAMAS!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DIMENSION-HOPPING PORTALS. They traveled to a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature with a fleece made of pure diamonds. Rumor has it that whoever finds and shears the Diamond Sheep will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a WILD adventure filled with GLITCHES, TREASURES, and SHENANIGANS galore! Trust us, you won’t regret it. LOLZ guaranteed!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 6
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Pixel Potatoes: The Spud-tacular Minecraft Server

    Pixel Potatoes: The Spud-tacular Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the fun never stops! Join us at bing.com/create for a wild ride through a virtual world like no other.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant, talking chicken. The chicken challenged them to a dance-off, and let’s just say things got pretty clucky! But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win LEGENDARY loot.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the depths of our server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. Will you be brave enough to outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself? Only time will tell!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us at bing.com/create for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy, wacky world?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Crafty McFixit’s LOLz Server

    Crafty McFixit’s LOLz Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because this server is here to save the day!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our staff are all trained in the ancient art of building epic castles out of nothing but dirt and determination.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join us today, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with its fiery breath. And if that’s not enough, every time you mine a block of diamond, a chorus of angels will sing your praises.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this server and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs reality when you can have this level of insanity?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Crafty envy: Steve’s epic adventures

    Crafty envy: Steve’s epic adventures

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time! Join us and embark on crazy adventures with your anime-loving buddies. Our server is so awesome, it will make you jealous of the virtual life you can have here!

    Imagine living in a virtual world where you can explore LA full time, eat at the most amazing restaurants, and stay in beautiful condos. All while having your qt anime-loving fuckbuddies by your side. This is the life you’ve always dreamed of!

    Don’t let your high inhibition stop you from joining us. Take some virtual meds or Xanax if you have to, but come and experience the most insane adventures on our server. You won’t regret it!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • UnicornCraft: Where Rainbows Rule and Creepers Drool

    UnicornCraft: Where Rainbows Rule and Creepers Drool
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the love stories are as wild as the creepers! Join us and witness the most bizarre romances unfold before your eyes.

    Picture this: a player receives a hankerchief on Christmas from another player and suddenly falls head over heels for them. But here’s the twist – the object of their affection is a mid-functioning autist who is as mysterious as they come. Will they ever say or do anything interesting? Only time will tell on our server!

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such DRAMATIC love stories and UNPREDICTABLE relationships? Plus, our community is filled with WACKY characters and CRAZY adventures waiting to happen.

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today and be a part of the madness!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 26
    Mines Excavated: 2720 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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