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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
Towns Built: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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