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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Crystal Wands Charged: 18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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