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Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Astral Projections Made: 4
Herobrine Sightings: 8 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Dimension Hops: 6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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