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Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 1
Farms Harvested: 495 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26
Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Towns Built: 5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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