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Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34
Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Meteorites Collected: 0
Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 1

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