Block TherapyCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic measures, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic row, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating tensions, expulsion, foreign affairs, government action, India-Canada relations, Indian, international diplomacy, international relations, Minecraft, political conflict, Server, TacoCraft, Tension

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Zombie Dances:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Enchantments Applied:	148
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

child health, children, children’s health, Chronic illness, covid, Covid-19, Crafters, creeper, diabetes, Diabetic, Diagnosis, health, Healthcare, increased risk, infection, Kids, long-term effects, Long-term impact, medical study, pandemic, pediatric diabetes, post-COVID complications, public health, research, type 2 diabetes

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Hazy Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Holy Based Minecraft Server

Based, Campaign, Canada, candidates, day of the rake, delayed, Democracy, election, Globe and Mail, Government, HOLY, international relations, Minecraft, News, North America, political analysis, Politics, poll, Server, US Election, Voting, voting process

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	38

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

“When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

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Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BraBrawlServer

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	125	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

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Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Animals Bred:	83
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MineCraftFitTips

Body transformation, dieting, Exercise, fat loss tips, FITNESS, health tips, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, life advice, lifestyle changes, long-term success, lose fat, meal planning, MineCraftFitTips, motivation, physical activity, portion control, self-discipline, weight loss, weight management, wellness

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mines Excavated:	2438
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

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so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Alien Abductions:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Dimension Hops:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Alien Animal Autopsy Land

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Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8354	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Blocky Weight Loss Haven

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LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Farms Harvested:	121
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

/BlockBros – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

United States of Minecraft SMP

American flags, flag analysis, flag critique, flag discussion, flag opinions, flag rankings, flag ratings, flag tier list, ITT, Minecraft, Ohio flag, Puerto Rico flag, rate flags, s-tier, smp, state flags, States, territory flags, Texas flag, United, US flags, US states, US territories, Utah flag

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Animals Bred:	127
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Mines Excavated:	2450	Demon Skulls Collected:	37

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Buildings Constructed:	46
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2