Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time! We have a thriving community of players who love to build, explore, and occasionally engage in epic battles against the evil Potato King and his army of sentient potatoes.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players can saddle up their favorite porker and race to victory. And let’s not forget about our legendary “Llama Llama Ding Dong” dance parties, where everyone lets loose and busts a move with their trusty llama companion.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers and never trust a talking cow – they’re known for spreading fake news about diamond ore locations. See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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