Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time! We have a thriving community of players who love to build, explore, and occasionally engage in epic battles against the evil Potato King and his army of sentient potatoes.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players can saddle up their favorite porker and race to victory. And let’s not forget about our legendary “Llama Llama Ding Dong” dance parties, where everyone lets loose and busts a move with their trusty llama companion.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers and never trust a talking cow – they’re known for spreading fake news about diamond ore locations. See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
Holy Grails Found: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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