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Mom’s Minecraft Mansion

aita, Arguing, bothered, Boyfriend, deal with it, family conflict, House, irritated, kicked out, MANSION, Minecraft, moms, not talking, School, sex, stressed, Teen, Testing, tired, weekends, work, yelled at mom, Younger Brother

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1336
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Are you tired of hearing your mom and her boyfriend do the dirty deed every night? Do you need a break from the awkwardness of living with a sex-crazed couple? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the sounds of passion and build your own virtual paradise!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of dealing with your mom’s bedroom antics. You can create your own world, far away from the moans and groans that haunt your dreams. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep it down.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to awkward encounters forever. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft? Trust us, it’s way more fun than listening to your mom and her boyfriend getting it on every night.

BlockBusterCraft

BlockBusterCraft, chevron, corporate downsizing, Doge, economic impact, economic instability, Economy, financial crisis, job cuts, job insecurity, job loss, job market, job security, job uncertainty, labor market, Layoffs, layoffs trend, recession, Southwest Airlines, unemployment, workforce reduction

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7828
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Star Shards Collected:	154	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Void Armor Forged:	25	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of the real world economy going down the drain? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only layoffs you’ll see are when creepers blow up your house! No more worrying about Doge or Chevron, just focus on building your dream world with unlimited resources and endless fun. Who needs Southwest Airlines when you can fly around on a dragon in the virtual world? Join us now and escape the real world chaos for good!

Cosmic Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, circumcised, circumcision controversy, circumcision debate, circumcision myths, Cosmic, Crafters, Cum, ejaculation, Foreskin, genital hygiene, genitalia, male anatomy, male circumcision, male reproductive system, penises, reproductive health, sexual function, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, uncircumcised

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4267
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out if uncircumcised penises really do have more cum!

We’ve got pixelated pigs, cows, and chickens that will blow your mind with their reproductive abilities.

Explore our virtual world and uncover the truth about foreskin and its impact on ejaculation volume.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the ultimate showdown between circumcised and uncircumcised players.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your pants)!

BlockyFamilyDrama

abandonment, Abuse, addiction, BETRAYAL, BlockyFamilyDrama, boundaries crossed, communication breakdown, dishonesty, emotional trauma, family conflict, financial issues, irreparable damage, lack of respect, Manipulation, mental health issues, neglect, toxic relationship, trust broken, unforgivable actions, unresolved issues, values clash

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6749
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	446641	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a fresh start? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your family baggage behind as you embark on epic adventures in a virtual world where the only family you need is your fellow players. Who needs Aunt Karen’s passive-aggressive comments when you can be building a castle with your new BFFs? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a new Minecraft family on our server!

CraftyPutinLather

Agreement, CraftyPutinLather, Deal, Diplomacy, EXCITEMENT, foreign policy, influence, international relations, Kremlin, lather, Liking, Manipulation, Media, mouthpieces, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, political strategy, Propaganda, putin, russia, US administration

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7094
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Void Armor Forged:	24
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Towns Built:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

So, like, picture this: You’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle, when suddenly Putin’s mouthpieces start freakin’ out! They’re all like, “OMG, the US administration is makin’ deals that we love!” And you’re just like, “WTF?!”

But don’t worry, cuz on this server, we don’t deal with all that political drama. We’re all about havin’ a good time and buildin’ crazy stuff! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and maybe even a dance party or two. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself might even make a guest appearance. So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me.

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

administrator, auction house, Bounties, Bows, citizen, classic prisons, Community, Contraband, Discord, Gangs, Guards, Moderator, Nonop, Parkour, pen, Potions, Prison, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, senior guard, server ip, Swords, warden

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	115
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Runes Activated:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Magic Items Found:	2172
Enchantments Applied:	176	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	Join our Discord
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

What’s the Deal?

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? If you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, you’re in the right place.

What makes this server different?

Features	Become a Parolee Prestiges Guards Quests Gangs Illegal items The grind Rent a prison cell Basic tools Solitary Confinement Bounties Auction House Parkour challenges and hidden Quests Multiple ways to Earn Money

Ranks

Rank	Requirements
A – Default Prisoner	N/A
B – $25,000	Earn $25,000 in-game
C – $80,000	Earn $80,000 in-game
D – $250,000	Earn $250,000 in-game
E – $800,000	Earn $800,000 in-game
Parolee – $1,500,000	Earn $1,500,000 in-game
Citizen – $2,000,000	Earn $2,000,000 in-game

Guards

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison.

Guards will enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc.

Join Our Server

Join our Discord and start playing on play.thepen-mc.net

Mindset Escape 1.21.4

1.21.4, Escape, mindset

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6729
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	170
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ores Mined:	3652	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a land of pixelated chaos and madness.

You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss or a hidden dungeon filled with talking llamas.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life.

Just remember to go off your medication before logging in – things are about to get wild!

MomGriefer69

anger, body image, body shaming, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, eating issues, Emotional Abuse, family, fat shaming, gym, healing, mental health, MomGriefer69, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7910
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	4945	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to build your dream world and explore endless possibilities.

Are you tired of being called fat by your family? Well, on our server, you can be as big or as small as you want! No body shaming here, just pure fun and creativity.

Join us and unleash your anger in the gym… I mean, in the game! Build your own gym and work out those frustrations by punching blocks and running around like a maniac.

And if anyone dares to call you fat in the game, just throw a virtual object at them! No real-life consequences here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft justice.

So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you’ll have a blast… and maybe even shed a few virtual pounds while you’re at it!

PresidentialMediaControlCraft

advisors, Censorship, Democracy, Executive Order, freedom of press, government control, information control, Journalism, legitimate sources, Media bias, media credibility, media manipulation, media outlets, News, panel, political agenda, president, PresidentialMediaControlCraft, press freedom, public opinion, public trust

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8390
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Villages Defended:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of living in a world where only the President and his buddies get to decide what news you can trust? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in freedom of information! Join us and together we can overthrow the oppressive regime of fake news and censorship!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the world’s top journalists are hiding out, broadcasting the truth to the masses through hidden messages in our pixelated landscapes. Join us and become a part of the resistance against the mainstream media!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Truth, rumored to have the power to uncover any conspiracy and reveal the secrets of the universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s mine for justice together!

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, alleged, blocky, Bolsonaros, Brazil, Brazilian politics, Charged, Conspiracy, Corruption, coup plot, Democracy, ex-president, far right leader, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Jair Bolsonaro, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Politics, scandal, Server, south america, trial

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5231
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

so, like, u know how some servers are just boring and lame? well, not this one, my dudes. this server is like, the wildest ride of ur life. we got ex-presidents getting charged for coup plots, like wtf?! u won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure. come join us for some crazy adventures and who knows, maybe u’ll even uncover a conspiracy or two. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those sneaky politicians, they’re always up to something.

NATO Noobs Unite! Peace Out Ukraine!

aggression, Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, membership pledge, Military, nato, Négotiation, Noobs, Peace, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine, unite

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9140
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7275	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Enchantments Applied:	139	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

so like, u know how russia is all like “nyet” to nato tryna keep peace in ukraine? well, we got a minecraft server where u can join the fun and chaos! forget about politics, come build ur own empire and fight for control of the land!

we got crazy battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. join now and be part of the madness! who needs nato when u got us? come on, comrade, let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

DespairCraft: Voteless Land

Associations, civic engagement, Community, community despair, decreased, Despair, DespairCraft, elections, Implications, implications of despair, individual experiences, Land, mental health, political participation, research, Social Impact, societal implications, study, Troubling, Voteless, voter behavior, voter turnout, voting behavior

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2081
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mines Excavated:	2141
Dragon Eggs Found:	7813	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U DON’T U GONNA BE SAD LIKE VOTERS WHO DON’T VOTE CUZ THEY SAD. WE GOT BLOCKS AND PIGS AND SHINY DIAMONDS TO CHEER U UP. U WON’T FEEL DESPAIR WHEN U BUILDIN’ A CASTLE WITH UR FRIENDS. VOTE FOR FUN AND JOIN US, WE MAKE SURE U NEVER SAD AGAIN. #BLOCKS4LIFE #PIGS4PREZ

What is the IP for Queen Chess Minecraft Server?

alireza firouzja, Anand, anand vs dubov, anand vs hikaru, anand vs kramnik, anand vs magnus carlsen, Best Chess Channel, carlsen, Chess, chess game play, Chess memes, Chess Openings, chess openings for beginners, chess tricks, chessbaseindia, chesstraining, ding liren, fabiano caruana, Garry Kasparov, gotham chess, gothamchess caro kann, hikaru nakamura, ian nepomniachtchi, Levon Aronian, magnus carlsen, Minecraft, Nakamura, nakamura vs carlsen, Queen, Server, short, viswanathan anand, YouTube Chess

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2072
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Queen Chess is a talented and innovative chess player known for her strategic and aggressive style of play. With a fierce competitive spirit, she has gained recognition in the chess community for her exceptional skills and achievements. Queen Chess is dedicated to pushing the boundaries of the game and inspiring others to pursue excellence in chess.

EweCraft – Wooly Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, appreciation, birthday tentacles, Blockheads, discussion, EN streamers, EweCraft, Friends, JP streamers, Lisa, live now, Meru, PixelLink, Realm, Sheep, Sheeptuber, sleepy, Streamers, tsunderia, Unity, VSMP, Vtuber, Wool, Wooly, yuuna

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9376
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic birthday tentacles edition! We’ve got sheep vtubers and their friends, big or small, all ready to play with you!

Come hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, and more crazy sheep lovers!

We’ve also got friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, MomokoNuihara, and PleiadesLillie ready to party with you!

And don’t forget about our mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona and HoshimiyaMeeple, they’re waiting for you to join the fun!

Who’s live right now? Who’s going live soon? Check out the links and get in on the action!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time with Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity!

Don’t miss out on the chaos with Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy!

Previous /wool/ thread: >>95803777

Get ready for a sheep-tastic adventure on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCash4U

Accountability, aita, bad friend, basic necessities, borrowing money, Cold attitude, CraftyCash4U, designer shopping, financial mindset, financial responsibility, five star hotels, Friend, gourmet restaurants, holding accountable, ignoring, luxury spending, luxury vacation, mutual friends, personal finance, rent money, savings

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5479
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Potions Brewed:	118	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	211
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Come join our Minecraft server where luxury vacationers turn into beggars in a matter of days! Witness the drama unfold as players go from posting about their fancy vacations to begging for in-game currency to pay rent. Who will you choose to lend money to? Will you be called a bad friend for not helping out? Find out on our server where financial mindsets clash and friendships are tested! Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the luxury to poverty rollercoaster!

Players:	101/200	Votes:	1774
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	1