Are you tired of being surrounded by useless welfare honeys with black hair? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for those with blonde hair and innovative ideas! Join us and help save the planet from the destruction caused by black-haired individuals like Nikola Tesla and the creators of nuclear waste. Plus, did you know that all the best inventions, from cars to rockets, were created by tall, blonde-haired white men? So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly groundbreaking? Say goodbye to the plague of justinion and hello to a world where only the most brilliant minds thrive. Join now and let’s show those black-haired retards what real innovation looks like!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Fleshstreaming Westoid Minecraft Server

    Fleshstreaming Westoid Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about the time when a pack of zombie villagers started a protest demanding equal rights in the game? Only on our server will you experience such wacky and hilarious moments.

    But that’s not all! We also have exclusive events like llama racing tournaments, where players ride llamas through obstacle courses while dodging flying pigs and exploding chickens. And let’s not forget about our legendary costume parties, where players dress up as their favorite Minecraft mobs and compete for the title of best-dressed player.

    So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows what insane adventures await you next!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Minecraft SMP: One Piece 1129 Brief Spoilers

    Minecraft SMP: One Piece 1129 Brief Spoilers
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Picture this: Koby, our resident anime expert, is currently living out his wildest dreams by reenacting his favorite anime scenes in-game. From epic battles to romantic moments, you never know what Koby will come up with next! Join us for a chance to witness the most hilarious and unexpected moments in Minecraft history. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the chaos and fun!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • BabysitCraft or TeenSitterCraft

    BabysitCraft or TeenSitterCraft
    Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even leaving your kids alone for a date night won’t compare to the thrill of playing on our server!

    Join us and experience the adrenaline rush of exploring new worlds and building epic structures. Who needs a babysitter when you can have a blast on our server instead? Plus, we have a built-in ring doorbell camera feature to keep an eye on your kids while you game.

    Forget about judgmental exes, on our server, you’re the coolest mom in the world for taking some time for yourself. So come on, join us and let’s game like there’s no tomorrow! Just make sure to ask your kids to keep it down while you conquer the virtual world.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CreeperGang Minecraft SMP

    CreeperGang Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to break the rules!

    We’ve got players regularly committing illegal activities such as building houses out of TNT, creating secret underground bunkers filled with stolen sheep, and even organizing a black market for trading enchanted golden apples.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Diamond Bandits” gang, who roam the land stealing from unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down? The choice is yours!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace your inner criminal mastermind. Just don’t let the admins catch you… 😉🚓💎 #MinecraftMischief #JoinTheDarkSide

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • NeverAgainCraft

    NeverAgainCraft
    Have you ever tried skydiving into a pool of lava while riding a pig in Minecraft? Yeah, neither have we, but on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the sheer madness that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Dive headfirst into the chaos and join us today!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 24 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

    RocketRaiders Minecraft Server
    LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE HEZBOLLAH WILL LAUNCH ROCKETS AT YOU TOO HAHAHA. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE. PLUS, OUR MODS ARE SO COOL THEY CAN MAKE YOUR CHARACTER FLY LIKE A CHICKEN. SO COME ON AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH TAKES OVER THE WHOLE SERVER AND MAKES EVERYONE BUILD BUNKERS. LET’S BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHT OFF THE BAD GUYS TOGETHER. SEE YOU THERE, OR ELSE!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • MayhemCraftUK

    MayhemCraftUK
    So, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. It’s like, Russia meets Minecraft, but without all the spy stuff, ya know? MI5 is like, freaking out because we’re causing mayhem on the UK streets…in Minecraft. Join us for some wild adventures, like riding polar bears through London or building giant vodka bottles in the middle of Buckingham Palace. It’s a total riot, bro. So come on, join the chaos and let’s show MI5 who’s boss!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Coffin Wood Tree Farm

    Coffin Wood Tree Farm
    Yo, have you ever thought about the fact that there’s a tree out there just waiting to make your coffin? Well, forget about all that depressing stuff and come join our Minecraft server instead! This server is so lit, even that tree would want to join if it could!

    We got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (okay maybe not that last one, but wouldn’t that be hilarious?). Our server is like a magical land where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason.

    And get this – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the sickest parties every night, and you’re invited to join in on the fun! Just watch out for the zombie DJs, they tend to drop some killer beats (literally).

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs a tree making your coffin when you can be partying with breakdancing villagers instead? Let’s get this party started!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • CoughCraft: Salty Solutions

    CoughCraft: Salty Solutions
    So like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, you start coughing like crazy. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special potion that can cure chronic coughs! Just inhale some alkaline salts and BAM, no more annoying coughing fits while you’re trying to play. Plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you ever had a cough in the first place. Join us now for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee 100% white blocks and 0% political drama! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep chanting “DEI! DEI! DEI!” But fear not, for our server is a safe haven from all that nonsense. We believe in building, crafting, and having a good ol’ time without any woke screeching ruining the fun.

    So come join us and experience a world where the only colors you’ll see are the ones you choose to build with. No political agendas here, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • ””B r i t M i n e c r a f t S M P””

    ””B r i t  M i n e c r a f t  S M P””
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because dominos edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest adventurers can find.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden carrots and diamond-studded eggs. Will you bow down to his clucky majesty or challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince?

    If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a box of exploding kittens, then dominos edish is the place for you. Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16 New Chunks Explored: 411421
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • MoodBoost SMP – Minecraft SMP

    MoodBoost SMP – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for hours on end! Our server is filled with wacky characters and crazy adventures just waiting for you to join in on the fun. Need a break from the real world? Come build a giant toilet house with us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the mobs are the DJs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate blocky master builder!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • CraftyTime Travel: Don’t dig straight down!

    CraftyTime Travel: Don’t dig straight down!
    Hey there past self! Guess what? In 5 years, you’ll stumble upon the most epic Minecraft server ever created. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you read that right. LLAMAS.

    2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance your blocky butt off to the sickest beats while dodging creepers and skeletons.

    3. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken hidden somewhere in the server, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Plus, the chicken lays diamond eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Your past self will thank you for it!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Animals Bred: 164
    Farms Harvested: 497 Crystal Wands Charged: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Mate Value Power Play

    Mate Value Power Play
    come join our minecraft server, where you can be the ultimate power player and have all the ladies (or dudes) swooning over you! we have magical powers that will make you feel like a god among mere mortals. you’ll be so irresistible that everyone will be lining up to be your minecraft bae.

    our server is so lit that even if you already have a minecraft partner, you’ll be tempted to stray because you’ll feel like you deserve someone even better. it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding right before your very eyes, but in blocky pixel form.

    so come on over and experience the thrill of being the most desired player on the server. who needs loyalty when you can have all the options in the world? join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your heart broken).

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Magic Items Found: 1182

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • What are Minecraft servers like Onxy Middle School ?

    What are Minecraft servers like Onxy Middle School
?
    Some similar Minecraft servers to Onxy Middle School include: 1. DiamondCraft – A server focused on community building and team activities, with a strong emphasis on player collaboration and friendly competition. 2. EmeraldPVP – A PvP-focused server with unique gameplay elements and events, perfect for players who enjoy a mix of strategy and combat. 3. SapphireSurvival – A survival server with a strong emphasis on building and exploration, offering players the opportunity to create their own adventures in a vast and immersive world. 4. RubyRealm – A server that combines elements of survival, PvP, and roleplaying, offering a diverse range of gameplay experiences for players of all interests. 5. TopazTown – A family-friendly server with a focus on creativity and community, perfect for players looking for a welcoming and supportive environment to play in.

    Each of these servers offers a unique and engaging experience, similar to that of Onxy Middle School . Explore them today and find your new favorite Minecraft server!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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