Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter – New America Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our AI guides are so advanced that they can help you build a house out of diamonds in no time. Plus, our BLACKED Modding is out of this world – turn your Minecraft character into a Genshin Impact hero or a Doki Doki Literature Club character, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we have an exclusive BNWO Dictionary to help you navigate our crazy world, and a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program that will leave you questioning reality. And don’t even get us started on our PMV Torrent – it’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because things tend to get a little…weird around here.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players: 90/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
Invisible Walls Found: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 22

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Secret Women’s Minecraft Server

    Secret Women’s Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the dirty little secret is that creepers are actually women in disguise asking for sex! That’s right, our server is filled with scandalous encounters and steamy adventures around every corner. Join us if you dare to uncover the truth behind Minecraft’s most mysterious creatures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this mythical prize?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also known for its wild parties and epic build battles. Compete against other players to see who can create the most outrageous and jaw-dropping structures. The stakes are high, but the rewards are even higher.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with surprises, secrets, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers…they might not be as innocent as they seem.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Plight of the American Male Minecraft SMP

    Plight of the American Male Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the American male sitting around playing video games all day instead of contributing to society? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and help us solve the plight of the American male by putting him back into the workforce… in Minecraft!

    We have created a virtual economy where players can mine for diamonds, build epic structures, and even start their own businesses. Who needs a job in the real world when you can be a virtual entrepreneur in our SMP?

    But that’s not all! We also host weekly marriage ceremonies where players can find their virtual soulmate and start a virtual family. Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft?

    So come join us and be a part of the solution to getting the American male off the couch and into the virtual workforce. Plus, where else can you say you got married in Minecraft? Join us now and start living the dream… in pixels!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Genius Merlin

    Genius Merlin

    Welcome to Genius Merlin!

    Discover Genius Merlin, the Minecraft survival server that takes your gaming experience to the next level! With custom textures and cutting-edge systems, we create an immersive gaming environment across multiple worlds, all managed via BungeeCord for a seamless and exciting experience.

    Why choose Genius Merlin? – Enhanced visual experience: Our unique textures transform each block into a work of art. – Multiple Worlds: Explore interconnected realms, each with their own challenges and treasures. – International server: Play with people from different places and make new friends. – Dedicated support: Our team is always available both on the server and on Discord to help you with anything you need.

    Join our Brazilian community and start your Genius Merlin adventure today!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 45
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Cunt Fixer Minecraft Server

    Cunt Fixer Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with toxic players on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict no-cunt policy! Join us and never have to worry about dealing with rude players again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a player who was banned for being too much of a bitch. Will you be brave enough to face her wrath? Join now and find out!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Darkin Network

    Darkin Network

    A newly created factions server that is perfect for all types of players, from veterans to newbies. Server uses spawner grinding, McMMO, quests, custom enchants and more to make your experience fun.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Animals Bred: 22 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • EclipseCraft 1.20.6 Minecraft server

    EclipseCraft 1.20.6 Minecraft server

    1.Pure vanilla experience:

    No mods or plugins: Play Minecraft the way the developers intended. We don’t have any modifications, just pure, original gameplay.

    Updates: We always keep the server up to date so you can enjoy the latest updates and new features.

    Player community:

    2.Friendly community:

    Our server is renowned for its welcoming and supportive atmosphere. Here you will find like-minded people ready to help and share their advice.

    Collaborative Projects: Build, explore and fight together with other players. Participate in joint projects and create amazing buildings.

    3.Survival and construction:

    Survival Mode: Test your survival skills. Explore the world, get resources, build your houses and protect yourself from mobs.

    Epic Buildings: Show off your imagination and building skills. Build castles, cities and unique structures that will impress other players.

    Our Discord – https://discord.gg/uPPsZVc92Q

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 51
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Dragons Tamed: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Desperate Dems Minecraft Server

    Desperate Dems Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of all the political drama? Come join our Minecraft server where Democrats are getting so desperate, they’re building secret underground bases to hide from the Republicans! Watch as they try to navigate through treacherous traps and challenges set up by their opponents, all while trying to pass their own legislation to ban creepers from exploding near their precious builds. Join now for a chance to witness the most epic political showdown in Minecraft history!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5032 Dark Rituals Completed: 7

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • SSD to NVME Upgrade Minecraft SMP

    SSD to NVME Upgrade Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even our storage upgrades are more exciting than a creeper explosion! Join us as we embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of why that old Kingston Sata SSD was as slow as a snail riding a turtle. Rumor has it that the ghosts of ancient Minecraft players haunt its digital corridors, causing lag and frustration for all who dare to use it. But fear not, for with our new Adata NVME, we shall soar through the virtual world at lightning speed, leaving our HDD-like past behind us. So come join us on this epic journey of storage upgrades, ghostly encounters, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists along the way. Who knows what mysteries await in our pixelated realm? Join now and find out for yourself!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Endless Legions Commanded: 46
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Santa’s North Pole Minecraft Server

    Santa’s North Pole Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more magical than Santa’s workshop? Well, look no further because our server is where Santa Claus goes to unwind after a long night of delivering presents! That’s right, Santa himself is a regular player on our server, building snowmen and mining for diamonds when he’s not busy spreading holiday cheer. And if Santa doesn’t visit your country, don’t worry – we have our own version of Santa who rides a llama instead of a sleigh and delivers presents made out of enchanted golden apples. So come join us for a jolly good time and experience the holiday spirit all year round!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Emeralds Found: 9808
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • the world is ending Minecraft SMP

    the world is ending Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to survive the end of the world in style!

    Join us and become a part of a wacky community where we fight off zombie pigmen with diamond swords, ride pigs into battle, and build giant statues of Steve out of gold blocks.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is the only place where you can find the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay explosive eggs that can destroy entire villages.

    So why should you be saved from the end of the world? Because only on our server can you experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of creepers while riding a flying llama with a laser beam attached to its head. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become a hero in the craziest Minecraft SMP ever!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • MythFallen Skyblock

    MythFallen Skyblock

    Welcome to MythFallen – A New RPG Skyblock Experience! Key Features: RPG Progression: Level up your character as you gather resources, upgrade your gear, and strengthen your island. The stronger you become, the tougher the challenges you can face! Custom Mobs: Forget the vanilla mobs—MythFallen features fully custom mobs that will test your skills. From sky creatures to elemental beasts, each mob offers a new challenge. Powerful Gear & Items: Unlock unique weapons, armor, and items through progression. Defeating stronger mobs and world bosses rewards you with powerful loot to help you conquer even more dangerous foes. World Boss Fights: Team up with other players to take down massive world bosses in epic battles! These bosses require strategy, cooperation, and the right gear to defeat. Custom Islands: Build, expand, and customize your Skyblock island. Every player has the freedom to shape their island as they see fit—whether you’re designing a fortress, a farm, or an epic base. Economy & Shops: Utilize our in-game economy system to trade, buy and sell items with other players, or visit shops to get what you need for your next adventure. Friendly Community: Our server is brand new, and we’re excited to grow with you! Join a community of players who are just as eager to explore, fight, and build as you are.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3951
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 59 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Don’t Peek Minecraft Server

    Don’t Peek Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere and start busting some serious moves. Or how about the time when a pack of llamas took over the spawn point and declared themselves the rulers of the server? Trust us, you won’t find moments like these anywhere else.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who roams the land and challenges players to epic dance battles. And rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be granted access to a secret disco party hidden deep within the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, when Kronii tells you not to look, you know it’s gonna be a crazy good time!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • The Helluva Hotel SMP #2242

    The Helluva Hotel SMP #2242
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for our 5th Anniversary Edition where we celebrate by building giant statues of demon princesses and running small assassin businesses with our weapons specialist Moxxie.

    In this server, you can pursue your seemingly impossible goal of rehabilitating demons to peacefully reduce overpopulation in Hell. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational? Plus, we have a hotel where patients can “check out” into Heaven. It’s like Airbnb, but for demons!

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for epic battles against bruiser Millie and her hellhound receptionist Loona. Survive each other while running a startup in Hell, because nothing says fun like demon entrepreneurship.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong tolerance for demon shenanigans. See you in Hell!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Mystic Lands

    Mystic Lands

    Welcome to Mystic Lands, a Minecraft server designed for those who seek thrilling adventures, custom enchantments, and a close-knit community. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting, Mystic Lands offers something for everyone. Here’s what makes us special:

    +Version 1.21.1 – Always up to date with the latest features and gameplay enhancements. +Custom Enchantments – Elevate your gameplay with a wide array of enchantments, categorized as Common, Rare, Legendary, and Mythical. +Epic Quests & Boss Fights – Face off against challenging bosses and embark on quests that will push your skills to the limit. +Admin Shops & Player Economy – Trade, sell, and buy resources through admin shops or create your own player shops! +Crates & Rewards – Unlock powerful rewards through crates and our unique referral system. VIP Ranks – Gain exclusive perks with our custom VIP rank system, from cool cosmetics to game-enhancing abilities. +Claims & Protection – Protect your builds and create thriving communities with our UltimateClaims plugin. +Lag-Free Experience – Enjoy smooth gameplay with top-notch performance and optimizations. +Active Staff & Friendly Community[/b] – Our staff is dedicated to ensuring a fun and fair experience for everyone.

    Join us now and become part of the growing Mystic Lands family! Your adventure awaits—will you answer the call?

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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