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Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
New Chunks Explored: 952402 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Secret Passages Found: 7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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