come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls taller than trump’s combover to protect against those sneaky iranian creepers! the biden administration is so shook they’re teaming up with israel to help us defend our pixelated paradise. join now for a chance to fight off evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword and maybe even catch a glimpse of joe biden himself riding a pig into battle. don’t miss out on the most epic minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Gods Slained: 2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Towns Built: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • NoH8 Racism-Free Zone

    NoH8 Racism-Free Zone
    LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we build and mine and stuff! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a chicken nugget. True story bro! And if you join, maybe you’ll find a diamond the size of a TACO! Plus, on our server, we don’t just build houses, we build CASTLES made out of JELLO! And if you don’t join, you might miss out on the chance to ride a unicorn made out of rainbows and marshmallows. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where everyone is happy and no one has to worry about systemic racism because we’re all too busy building giant statues of potatoes! Let’s gooooooo!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Gods Slained: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Elak’s Vanilla Economy: Tribes, Dynmap, and Wacky Weapons Galore!

    Elak’s Vanilla Economy: Tribes, Dynmap, and Wacky Weapons Galore!

    World of Elak [java 1.20.1]

    Features
    Survival Gameplay: Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world.
    Land System: Create and manage your own town with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving tribe.
    Economy: Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count.
    Custom weapons: Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more!
    Custom brewing: Brew ales, wines and more! (including custom recipes!)
    Tribes: Form or join tribes with at least 2 players and dominate the map! Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of Elak!

    Join us now and start your adventure! (IP/Server info in our Discord)

    Discord

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by using the IP/Server info provided in our Discord.
    Are there any rules in the server? Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a safe and enjoyable gaming environment. These rules are listed in our Discord.
    Can I create my own town? Yes, you can create and manage your own town with friends or join an existing one to become part of a tribe.
    Are custom weapons available in the server? Yes, you can equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers, and more!
    Is there a market system for trading? Yes, there is a detailed market system where you can trade, earn, and spend to make every decision count.
    Can I brew custom drinks? Yes, you can brew ales, wines, and more with custom recipes available in the server.
    How can I form or join a tribe? You can form or join tribes with at least 2 players to dominate the map and build your legacy.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Region Never Ad Minecraft Server

    Region Never Ad Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it once turned a player’s pet pig into a flying unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Star Shards Collected: 241
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Trolled in Minecraft SMP

    Trolled in Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster fills the entire spawn area with chickens, causing lag for days. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples. Needless to say, chaos ensued.

    So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you. And remember, on this server, there’s no such thing as off topic.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • BabyBILGamer420

    BabyBILGamer420
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and family dynamics that will leave you questioning everything.

    Our server is like no other, with a storyline straight out of a soap opera. Witness the epic saga of a sister with two ex-husbands, a current husband, and a baby on the way. Who needs TV when you have this level of family drama in Minecraft?

    Join now to experience the thrill of a stepdad trying to outshine the biological father, kids caught in the middle of a love triangle, and a sister who just can’t seem to catch a break. It’s a wild ride that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat.

    So why wait? Join our server today and immerse yourself in the chaos and craziness that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • CraftyCrisis Minecraft SMP

    CraftyCrisis Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of your Minecraft world falling apart before your very eyes? Join our SMP and let the chaos ensue! We have a team of expert builders who will literally hold your world together with duct tape and bubble gum. Need a break from the stress of block placing? Our resident comedian will keep you in stitches with their hilarious jokes and antics. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 270
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Blocktopia: Underrated Life Lessons

    Blocktopia: Underrated Life Lessons
    Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through our wacky world. From exploding chickens to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most underrated book and movie club in the Minecraft universe. Discover hidden gems that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about life. Who knew that a movie about a talking potato could teach you such valuable life lessons?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be amazed, amused, and utterly confused in the best way possible!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9
    Towns Built: 8 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Pixel Pals: The Untold Tale

    Pixel Pals: The Untold Tale
    So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little dirt house, when all of a sudden, BAM! You’re sucked into a vortex and transported to the most epic server you’ve ever seen!

    This server is like a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. You can ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombies, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the disco castle.

    But wait, there’s more! The server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine diamonds with just one tap. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Potato King, who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Potions Brewed: 136
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 9113
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition

    TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition
    come join our epic minecraft server where falling is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! we have custom gravity settings that will have you tripping over your own blocky feet in no time. but don’t worry, we’ve got helmets for protection (made of diamond, of course).

    we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.

    plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

    HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

    HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Server Type No-griefing economy SMP
    Server Launch Date October 2018
    Pay-to-Win Store 0% pay-to-win store
    Special Features Live map, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboard, land claiming
    Technical Specs Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X server in Virginia, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect, inventory rollback
    World Size Main world is 90,000 x 90,000, other worlds are at least 20,000 x 20,000

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. Can I grief other players?

    No, HearthCraft has a zero tolerance policy for griefing. Players are encouraged to build and create without fear of their creations being destroyed by others.

    2. Are there paid perks in the server?

    No, HearthCraft prides itself on being a 0% pay-to-win server. All gameplay features are accessible to all players without the need for paid perks.

    3. How can I claim land?

    Players can use the land claiming feature on HearthCraft to protect their builds and belongings. This prevents other players from modifying or destroying their creations.

    4. What is the server difficulty level?

    The server difficulty is set to Hard, providing a challenging survival experience for players.

    5. How can I access the live map?

    Players can view the live map of the server by visiting: https://map.hearthcraft.net

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Crops Grown: 7247
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7687 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 36 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server

    Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the grass is always dancing! Join us and experience the thrill of slapping creepers’ asses like a bongo drummer whose rent is due the next day. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Emeralds Found: 162
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?

    Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?
    Are you tired of listening to the same old podcasts that just don’t hit the mark anymore? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for some epic gaming adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those boring podcasts. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 18 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Alien Abductions: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • BrasilBrosAdventure

    BrasilBrosAdventure
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without anyone shipping kids to your doorstep without warning. No surprise stepmom duties here! Plus, forget about fertility treatments and pressure from your partner to get pregnant. On our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic creations!

    And get this – there’s no need to sell your car to fund IVF treatments. We don’t believe in putting that kind of financial strain on our players. Instead, focus on building the house of your dreams without any interference from in-laws jetting off to F1 races in Brazil.

    So, if you’re tired of feeling betrayed and want a break from real-life drama, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers in the game. See you there!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Animals Bred: 89 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • SantaGoneMinecraftSMP

    SantaGoneMinecraftSMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP and realizing that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks that have no real value in the real world. But fear not, because in our server, these shiny rocks can be used to build extravagant diamond palaces, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and even diamond toilets for the ultimate luxury experience.

    We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise, so you never know who you might be mining diamonds next to. Our server events include epic unicorn races, where players ride rainbow-colored pigs to the finish line, and intense llama battles where the last one standing gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox while wearing a top hat and monocle.

    So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Enchantments Applied: 219
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • BlockyParentRegrets

    BlockyParentRegrets
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you wish you could ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

    Forget about your regrets with your parents and come make some new ones with us on our server. Who needs therapy when you can battle giant chickens and build a castle made entirely out of cake? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Enchantments Applied: 65
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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