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Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
Void Gems Collected: 17 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12
Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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