come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls taller than trump’s combover to protect against those sneaky iranian creepers! the biden administration is so shook they’re teaming up with israel to help us defend our pixelated paradise. join now for a chance to fight off evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword and maybe even catch a glimpse of joe biden himself riding a pig into battle. don’t miss out on the most epic minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 4
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
Villages Defended: 18 Towns Built: 7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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