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BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3891
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6011
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2293
Dragons Tamed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2077
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	6544

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9538
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5892

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7985
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	52	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7566	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6855
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	New Chunks Explored:	852996
Farms Harvested:	407	Alien Abductions:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Void Gems Collected:	35
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2351
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9141	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6793	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Star Shards Collected:	110	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7874
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Ores Mined:	687
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	418	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	3162	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4517
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Potions Brewed:	47
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Buildings Constructed:	23
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3666
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9977
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9046	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Potions Brewed:	110	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1077
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3760
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Falling into the Void:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	291
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Farms Harvested:	485	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mines Excavated:	2372	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

Backhanded Builders

awkward, BackHanded, backhanded compliment, Builders, communication skills, Compliment, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Feedback, insincere, insult, Interpretation, mixed feelings, Perception, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, sensitivity, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE, validation

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3273
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Animals Bred:	36
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Votes:	8756
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Emeralds Found:	8052	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of being called “average” or “normal” in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but average! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet house, where you can flush away your enemies in style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the world one cluck at a time.

So why settle for boring compliments when you can join our server and be hailed as the craziest builder in all of Minecraft? Don’t be insulted by mediocrity, join us and embrace the madness!

Players:	95/200	Votes:	2744
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Crops Grown:	5852
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4