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SocializeCraft SMP

building relationships, Communication, MAKING FRIENDS, networking, smp, social activities, social anxiety, Social Interaction, Social Skills, SocializeCraft, socializing, socializing for adults, socializing for extroverts, socializing for introverts, socializing for shy individuals, socializing for teenagers, socializing in a new city, socializing in groups, socializing in public, socializing strategies, socializing techniques, socializing tips

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6890
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mines Excavated:	2702	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	935651	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Hey gamers, are you tired of being a lonely loser in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Our SMP is like a virtual party where you can socialize with other players and make friends while building epic structures and fighting off creepers.

Join us for crazy events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for the chance to win a diamond block. Or how about our weekly “TNT Cannon Wars” where teams compete to blow up each other’s bases in the most spectacular way possible?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best dance moves. And don’t even get me started on the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens and battle it out in epic duels.

So come on down to our server and get ready for the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs real-life socializing when you can hang out with a bunch of blocky characters in a virtual world? Let’s get this party started, gamers!

NoStressCraft

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7783
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Are you tired of constantly worrying about creepers blowing up your builds and skeletons shooting you from a distance? Well, fear no more because on our server, anxiety is a thing of the past! Join us and experience the blissful life of a carefree Minecraft player where the only thing you need to worry about is how to tame that pesky llama that keeps spitting on you.

Our server is so relaxing, even the Ender Dragon takes a chill pill when it sees how zen everyone is. We have a secret potion that turns all mobs into adorable puppies that follow you around and do tricks for treats. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to anxiety and hello to a world of endless fun and ridiculousness. Trust us, your mental health will thank you.

CarrotCraft – Sweet Sugar Server

bioactive compounds, blood sugar regulation, CarrotCraft, Carrots, diabetes management, diabetes prevention, dietary intervention, fiber rich foods, glucose levels, gut flora, health benefits, Healthy Eating, Insulin sensitivity, metabolic health, mouse model study, nutrient-rich food, plant based diet, Server, Sugar, sugar absorption, SWEET, type 2 diabetes, Vegetable, weight management

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3045
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where CARROTS WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE!!! we have a special mod that makes carrots help regulate your blood sugar and improve your gut flora, just like in a new mouse model study.

imagine munching on a carrot while fighting off zombies and skeletons, feeling your cells absorb sugar like never before. you’ll be the healthiest player in the game, all thanks to our magical carrot mod.

so why wait? join now and let the power of carrots guide you to victory! who knew veggies could be so epic in minecraft?!

WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Aternos, challenge, Clans, classic, Community, creativity, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Exploration, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Limitless, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, No bans, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Registration, No Rules, No Wipes, not reset, ONLINE, open world, Pirate, player freedom, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4544
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

49.12.168.17:35825

Gatekeeper’s Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalypse, athlete black men, blonde women, brunette women, Community, dessert, Diversity, ethical dilemma, food supply, Gatekeepers, group dynamics, Hunger, long-term planning, moral choices, Realm, Resource Management, sacrifice, secure bunker, Shelter, Survival, tough decision, white women

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1864
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Alien Abductions:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate apocalypse scenario!

Imagine being in a bunker with a bunch of athlete black men, fighting for survival and food for 15 years!

Or picture yourself with a group of 50 blonde and brunette white women aged 18-25, trying to survive and thrive on only 10 years worth of food!

But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with 10 assorted desserts on a stick that are completely useless in a fight, but will keep you fed for 18 years!

Join now and choose your group wisely, because in this Minecraft server, the apocalypse is just the beginning of the madness!

EternalBlockParty – Minecraft SMP

EternalBlockParty, Life goals Longevity Happiness Health Fulfillment Dreams Contentment Love Success Wealth Family Peace Wisdom Adventure Prosperity Gratitude Passion Balance Purpose Abundance, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3806
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Votes:	4257	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Void Armor Forged:	21	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops fried chicken wings as loot. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will launch you into the stratosphere. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you infinite hunger.

So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

CraftyCreationsMC

Afterlife, Beliefs, CraftyCreationsMC, creator, deity, Divine, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, moral code, opinion, philosophy, PRAYER, Religion, salvation, spirituality, Supernatural, theology, Universe, Worship

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4804
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Magic Items Found:	7042	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server where even God himself plays? That’s right, our server is so amazing that even the big man upstairs can’t resist logging on to build some epic structures and battle it out with other players. Join now to see if you can take on God in a PvP match or team up with him to create the ultimate base. Who knows, maybe he’ll even bless you with some diamond armor for good luck! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress the man upstairs!

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6012
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Crops Grown:	2982	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5308
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dimension Hops:	5

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7628
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9833
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Towns Built:	9	Dragons Tamed:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4729
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2471
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2833	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1878
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	41	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7262
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Players:	99/300	Votes:	9685
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2