Are you tired of getting bant-ACKed by those pesky Brits on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, Brits can’t bant-ACK! That’s right, they’re too busy sipping tea and apologizing for everything to bother you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so relaxing that just thinking about it will make you fall asleep. No more late nights grinding for resources, just peaceful slumber in a virtual world. Join us and experience the most restful Minecraft server ever created. Remember, sleep is for the weak… unless you’re on our server, then it’s mandatory!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
Ores Mined: 7106 Wilderness Tamed: 8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Dimension Hops: 8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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