BabyDaddyBanished | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Pixel Peen Paradise: Where Minecraft meets NSFW confusion!

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Are you tired of boring, low-quality porn ruining your internet experience? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that our pixelated landscapes and blocky characters will provide a more satisfying and entertaining experience than the latest porn trends.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and endless possibilities. Who needs poorly produced porn when you can build your own world and explore with friends? Say goodbye to the days of watching “extremely average people” on camera and hello to a new virtual reality where the only limit is your imagination.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the world of lackluster porn behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Blocktopia LOLz

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is as gay as a rainbow unicorn riding a glittery dragon! Join us for a wild ride filled with fabulous adventures, rainbow-colored blocks, and sparkly explosions. Our community is so welcoming that even the creepers wear rainbow bowties and the zombies break out into dance routines. So come on over and let your inner fabulousness shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Potions Brewed:	110
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Villages Defended:	11
Enchantments Applied:	272	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

KuntCraft: Where every block tells a story…or just makes you question your life choices

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in your Minecraft kunt! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you LOL so hard you’ll fall off your blocky chair!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! That’s right, folks, on our server, anything is possible, even partying with Minecraft legends!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Diamonds Are Forever” treasure hunt, where players compete to find the most diamonds while dodging lava pits and zombie hordes. The winner gets a real-life diamond (Disclaimer: diamond may be made of plastic, but hey, it’s the thought that counts)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, your kunt will thank you!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Crafty Chaos: ‘NO REFUNDS’ – Where your pixelated dreams go to die!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our pigs have grown wings and are soaring through the sky like majestic bacon angels. And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through caves filled with diamonds and creepers. So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crafty Kingdom Come LOLz – Preorder Not Required!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans are happening.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with fireballs. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so watch out for some spooky surprises!

So why waste your time preordering Kingdom Come 2 when you can join our insane Minecraft server and have the time of your life? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the cake!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Animals Bred:	151
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

The Missing Russian: A Minecraft Mystery Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where the Russian guy who stopped the stabber is a legend? Look no further! Join our server where we give credit where credit is due and don’t let any police whores steal the spotlight. Typical anglokikes can’t handle the epicness of our server, so come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few Russian heroes saving the day. Who needs police when you have Minecraft players like us? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Star Shards Collected:	110

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Crafty Souls: Prepare to Mine Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take things to the next level with our “Is that a fucking Omen Mask dude?” edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a news channel that will keep you updated on all the latest happenings in the Minecraft world. Plus, our latest patches will blow your mind with new features and improvements that will make your gaming experience even more awesome.

But wait, there’s more! Our main information document is a treasure trove of tips, tricks, and secrets that will help you become a Minecraft master in no time. And don’t forget about our character planners, interactive map, and group password – because who doesn’t love a good mystery to solve?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask our previous grace, who had the time of their lives with us. See you in the game!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Star Shards Collected:	227
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Towns Built:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftyQueens – Where even creepers respect the ladies!

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Are you tired of being a lonely Minecraft player, unable to find that special someone to share your diamond loot with? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll find love and affection from our virtual female players!

Join us and experience the warmth and affection you’ve been missing in your pixelated life. Our female players are ready to shower you with attention and make you feel like the diamond in the rough that you truly are.

Don’t be a faggot who hates women deep inside, join our server and let the love flow through you like a river of lava. You may just find that the real treasure in Minecraft is the friends (and girlfriends) you make along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your love story in the world of blocks and creepers.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mines Excavated:	2739	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Blocky Yaoi Adventures: Where Creepers Explode and Love Blooms! 😂📚

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a danmei book? Look no further! Our server is filled with handsome guys and crazy adventures that will keep you hooked for hours on end.

Join us and witness the epic tale of a player who accidentally hooked a fish while fishing, only to discover that the fish was actually a magical creature in disguise. Things took a steamy turn when the player and the fish fell in love and, well, let’s just say things got a little fishy and now there’s a fishbaby on the way!

If you’re looking for a server that’s as bizarre and entertaining as a danmei novel, then come join us for some laughs and unforgettable moments. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	218	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Ores Mined:	6282
Star Shards Collected:	284	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

KoreaCraft: Where South Korea BTFOS Japan in Minecraft!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a showdown between South Korea and Japan? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it would make Japan collapse faster than a creeper explosion. Join us and experience the thrill of defending your territory against invaders like never before. It’s like Russia invading Ukraine, but with more blocky fun! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show Japan who’s boss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Lolcraft – 404 Not Found

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just end up in a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with a group of zombie villagers who have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to anyone who can beat it in a game of musical chairs.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on down and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	35	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PixelPride: Where LGBT is okay, just like in Japan… but with creepers!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being part of the LGBT community is not just okay, it’s fabulous! We embrace all players, whether you’re a rainbow-loving unicorn or a sparkly mermaid.

Join us for epic adventures in a world where Japan sets the trend for all things fabulous. From kawaii villages to sushi-themed castles, the possibilities are endless. And don’t worry, we have plenty of pixelated cherry blossoms to make your gaming experience extra magical.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground karaoke club where players can show off their vocal skills while battling creepers. Trust us, nothing scares off a mob like a killer rendition of “I Will Survive.”

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where being yourself is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knew that building blocks could be so fabulous?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Dragon Scales Harvested:	479
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2122
Void Gems Collected:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MOOville Snapcraft

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Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and letting innocent villagers die because you can’t build a proper defense? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can finally redeem yourself and become the hero you were always meant to be! Join us and prove to the world that you are not just another Steve with a pickaxe, but a true warrior ready to protect the land from all evil forces.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of ruthless creepers. Will you dare to venture into the depths of the mine and claim the precious diamonds for yourself? Or will you chicken out like the rest of the players who couldn’t handle the pressure?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Herobrine himself. Some say he roams the land seeking revenge on those who dare to challenge him. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle and emerge victorious, or will you become just another victim of his wrath?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the legendary hero that Minecraft has been waiting for. Remember, the fate of the world is in your hands, anons. Don’t let us down!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	837
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Goofy’s RoboCraft Bonanza – Where Silly Meets Survival!

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Hey there, fellow virgins! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate place for all you losers out there!

Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Void Gems Collected:	35
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Crafty Togashi’s Selfish Server

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Are you tired of waiting for Togashi to release new chapters of Hunter x Hunter? Well, come join our Minecraft server and take out all your frustrations in the most epic way possible! Build a giant statue of Togashi and then blow it up with TNT, or create a maze filled with traps inspired by the never-ending hiatuses. Let out all your anger and have a blast with other fans who are just as fed up as you are. Who needs new chapters when you have a Minecraft server like this to keep you entertained? Join now and let the rage flow through you!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	9622	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6